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I just got some interesting news

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September 23, 2023, 02:21 PM
wishfull thinker
I just got some interesting news
My high school class is having a reunion this fall and I got the invitation by email; first time for that. Ten years ago it was still coming by mail. So far so good, I guess.

The interesting part is that I am on the 'guess who died'list at the end of the mail.
I had a rough patch a year ago but I thought I was doing ok. I knew I should have taken better care of myself.

I don't suppose I have to go now though.


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September 23, 2023, 02:23 PM
6guns
Sorry to hear about that, but you must me feeling at least a bit better now...

Show up and watch the shock in people's eyes!




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September 23, 2023, 02:25 PM
parabellum
A clever man would work with this material.
September 23, 2023, 02:37 PM
12131
coloradohunter44 finally has a friend. Lol.


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September 23, 2023, 02:40 PM
12131
quote:
Originally posted by wishfull thinker:
I don't suppose I have to go now though.

Send them back the RSVP.




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September 23, 2023, 02:43 PM
kz1000



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"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris
September 23, 2023, 02:49 PM
trapper189
They think you're dead, but they invited you anyway? It's a trap!
September 23, 2023, 02:56 PM
Rightwire
No one misses you until you're dead. Then everyone wishes you would come back.

When you do there is all the screaming, and panic, and running....




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September 23, 2023, 03:00 PM
erj_pilot
You know anyone that's really good with hollywood makeup??? Give Greg Nicotero a call. Go to the reunion as a "Walking Dead" zombie. And wear a tux...



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September 23, 2023, 03:39 PM
Krazeehorse
I was only MOSTLY dead.


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September 23, 2023, 03:43 PM
selogic
They think you're dead but invited you anyway . Sounds like Democrats when they do voter registration drives .
September 23, 2023, 03:44 PM
bendable
I see a memorial donation box with some envelopes and your framed picture next to it.
Big Grin
Just put Earl on your name tag





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September 23, 2023, 04:04 PM
Timdogg6
for sure you need to dress up as a zombie, cause your un-dead and all now


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September 23, 2023, 04:26 PM
6guns
selogic, might want to edit your post. Politics...




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September 23, 2023, 04:34 PM
12131
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


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September 23, 2023, 04:51 PM
oddball




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September 23, 2023, 05:11 PM
darthfuster
I know that if quicksand thinks you are dead it will let you go....



You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
September 23, 2023, 05:15 PM
ensigmatic
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September 23, 2023, 05:17 PM
Voshterkoff
Not everyone gets to pull a Tom Sawyer.
September 23, 2023, 05:40 PM
wishfull thinker
I was pretty confused at first, what with the whole 'only sure things are death and taxes' bit. So if you do one do you still have to do the other? Ir seems kind of unfair.


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