From the files of "Shut up, I know what I'm doi" BANG!
Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys
343 - Never Forget
Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat
There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.
May 25, 2018, 06:18 AM
arfmel
Somebody got an ouchie.
May 25, 2018, 07:11 AM
ArtieS
"Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar <BOOM> "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"
Apparently 'WHAT THE FUCK' is a universal phrase in all languages.
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
May 25, 2018, 07:25 AM
HayesGreener
quote:
Originally posted by ArtieS: "Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar <BOOM> "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"
Apparently 'WHAT THE FUCK' is a universal phrase in all languages.
"What's this little ball for that fell out?" "Oh, they call that a bore ride safety, throw it away, you don't need it....."
CMSGT USAF (Retired) Chief of Police (Retired)
May 25, 2018, 07:40 AM
YooperSigs
I am not a mortarman, but isn't one of the advantages of a mortar its ease of operation?
End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
May 25, 2018, 11:34 AM
zoom6zoom
quote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs: I am not a mortarman, but isn't one of the advantages of a mortar its ease of operation?
There's nothing so simple that somebody can't fuck it up.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
May 25, 2018, 11:42 AM
Sailor1911
Hey, Ollie, you going to talk or fish?
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
May 25, 2018, 12:00 PM
bigdeal
And some say these people will one day rule the world. Yeah right.
----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter