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Ricky Gervais roasting libs to their faces at Golden Globes - If ISIS started a streaming service you would be calling your agents - video

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January 05, 2020, 09:45 PM
dry-fly
Ricky Gervais roasting libs to their faces at Golden Globes - If ISIS started a streaming service you would be calling your agents - video
These highlights are all over Facebook, if you’re inclined.


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January 05, 2020, 09:48 PM
ensigmatic
quote:
Originally posted by Chowser:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/w...ng-monologue-1266516

Transcript here. I’m reading it now.

Wow!



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January 05, 2020, 09:52 PM
RHINOWSO
Full 7 min monologue here.

https://twitter.com/nbc/status/1214008610667155456
January 05, 2020, 09:57 PM
cslinger
God damn!! There is a dude who’s had it and not taking it anymore. That was a speech.


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January 05, 2020, 10:00 PM
P220 Smudge
Wow! He absolutely smoked them!

That transcript isn’t entirely accurate, either. He clearly said “pussy” when they transcribed “ass” for the Judy Dench comment. “Fuck right off” with your award was another one.

Hey, Dennis Miller eventually came around. Sounds like Gervais sees through the bullshit now.


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January 05, 2020, 10:04 PM
RHINOWSO
Well, most of the comedians are in an uproar against the "hate speech" crowd - because they tell jokes for a living.

Gervais released "Humanity" last year on Netflix and it's in the same vein as Dave Chappeles latest "Stick and Stones", ie people need to quit being pussies and deal with hearing words they don't like.
January 05, 2020, 10:06 PM
Pale Horse
I’ve never watched more than a minute of an awards show but I accidentally left the channel on after the football game and caught his opening monologue. It was fucking great.




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January 05, 2020, 10:10 PM
Balzé Halzé
quote:
Originally posted by RHINOWSO:
Full 7 min monologue here.

https://twitter.com/nbc/status/1214008610667155456


Oh damn. I finally got to watch it. That was priceless.


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January 05, 2020, 10:20 PM
armedmd
That was phenomenal. Some of the folks there understood they were being berated but there were just as many who didn’t have a clue! I think he’s someone who spoke to his accountant and confirmed his number for retirement is met!


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January 05, 2020, 10:24 PM
SIG4EVA
He murderlated them. It was truly cringe worthy and oh so enjoyable.


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January 05, 2020, 10:30 PM
TMats
I turned on the show because of this thread; lasted a New York minute because some woman got up there and essentially thanked “freedom of choice” for her award. Still, the Gervais monologue was great and thanks for posting it.


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January 05, 2020, 10:39 PM
bigdeal
The Decaprio assault was wonderful as was the pervert comment about the producers/directors. That was simply wonderful.


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January 05, 2020, 10:39 PM
r0gue
quote:
Originally posted by Expat:
Hilarious. Hanks looked like he gagged on his throat fat.


Oh my God yes! All of them were crawling in their $12,000 tuxes and gratis endorsement swag jewelry and watches.




January 05, 2020, 10:50 PM
kkina
Embedded for your convenience:



(Mic went out at 6:06 for some reason.)



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January 05, 2020, 11:08 PM
dsiets
^^ No worky.

Rhino's twitter one works.
January 05, 2020, 11:09 PM
kkina
quote:
Originally posted by dsiets:
^^ No worky.

Rhino's twitter one works.

Really? Working for me.

EDIT: reloaded. Howzit now?



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January 05, 2020, 11:20 PM
dsiets
quote:
Originally posted by kkina:
quote:
Originally posted by dsiets:
^^ No worky.

Rhino's twitter one works.

Really? Working for me.

EDIT: reloaded. Howzit now?

Oops. Turned off my VPN and it works. Razz
January 05, 2020, 11:36 PM
parabellum
much truthyness in his remarks


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January 05, 2020, 11:54 PM
sigmonkey
NSFW



He reached the position of "Fuck You!"

NSFW




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January 06, 2020, 12:38 AM
old rugged cross
That was hilarious
and spot on. Cheers to Ricky!

His balls and DJT's came out of the same mold. Wink



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