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Iranian general accuses Israel of stealing Iran's CLOUDS and causing a drought

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July 04, 2018, 11:47 AM
lkdr1989
Iranian general accuses Israel of stealing Iran's CLOUDS and causing a drought
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Iranian commander accuses Israel of stealing Iran's CLOUDS and causing a drought

An Iranian general has accused Israel of stealing its clouds in order to manipulate weather and cause drought in the Islamic Republic.

Brigadier General Gholam Reza Jalali, head of Iran's Civil Defence Organisation said that the changing climate in Iran is 'suspect'.

'Foreign interference is suspected to have played a role in climate change,' said Jalali, who insisted results from an Iranian scientific study 'confirm' the claim.

'Israel and another country in the region have joint teams which work to ensure clouds entering Iranian skies are unable to release rain,' he said.

'On top of that, we are facing the issue of cloud and snow theft.'

Jalali cited a survey showing that above 7200 feet all mountainous areas between Afghanistan and the Mediterranean are covered in snow, except Iran.

The claim was also made by former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

The head of Iran's meteorological service Ahad Vazife struck a sceptical note.

He said that General Jalali 'probably has documents of which I am not aware, but on the basis of meteorological knowledge, it is not possible for a country to steal snow or clouds'.

'Iran has suffered a prolonged drought, and this is a global trend that does not apply only to Iran,' Vazife said.

'Raising such questions not only does not solve any of our problems, but will deter us from finding the right solutions'.

The general's allegations of weather pilfering were not the first time an Iranian official has accused the country's foes of stealing its rain.

Former president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in 2011 accused Western countries of devising plans to 'cause drought' in Iran,

He claimed 'European countries used special equipment to force clouds to dump' their water on their continent.

'Today our country is moving towards drought, which is partly unintentional due to industry and partly intentional, as a result of the enemy destroying the clouds moving towards our country and this is a war that Iran is going to overcome,' he said.

The Iranian leader also accused Western states of creating the HIV virus to weaken the developing world and create a market for pharmaceuticals.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...r-cause-drought.html




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July 04, 2018, 11:50 AM
SevenPlusOne
Goddamn they're dumb.



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July 04, 2018, 11:54 AM
Jim Shugart
… as a box of rocks.



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July 04, 2018, 11:58 AM
Il Cattivo
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'Foreign interference is suspected to have played a role in climate change,' said Jalali, who insisted results from an Iranian scientific study 'confirm' the claim.

Assuming, for the sake of a conversation with a pig-ignorant lunatic, that foreign interference is causing climate change in Iran -

1) The People's Republic of China causes one hell of a lot more pollution than the USA and Israel combined, and;

2) China is to the east of Iran.

Now, let's see the mullahs declare war on the Chinese Communists. You know, for the sake of the planet.
July 04, 2018, 12:03 PM
WaterburyBob
I thought they believed everything that happens was "Allah's Will" ...



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July 04, 2018, 12:24 PM
.38supersig
Dang! Somehow it has been cloudy over here, so they must relocate the clouds too. I blame FedEx! Big Grin



July 04, 2018, 12:38 PM
wcb6092
They need to read about the plagues that besieged Egypt,and then maybe they can figure who is causing their drought.


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July 04, 2018, 12:48 PM
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July 04, 2018, 01:06 PM
lyman
quote:
Originally posted by WaterburyBob:
I thought they believed everything that happens was "Allah's Will" ...


only when it is in their favor



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July 04, 2018, 01:07 PM
MPB
Stole the clouds??????.... did they take the data as well as the rain?
July 04, 2018, 01:11 PM
Oat_Action_Man
Ooooh, "and another country in the region"!

Dish, honey, which Arab state is working with Israel to stick it to you?


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July 04, 2018, 01:26 PM
Il Cattivo
Gotta be Saudi Arabia. Those poor Iranians just never know what those wacky Arabs are up to.
July 04, 2018, 03:43 PM
darthfuster
So Iran has climate superstitionists too....



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July 04, 2018, 04:04 PM
downtownv
I hope they did...
Those crazy lil' Ayatollahs.


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July 04, 2018, 05:01 PM
bayouman
They really are that stupid.


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July 04, 2018, 05:13 PM
bald1
No doubt this Iranian dude is a bit crazed from sniffing too many camel butts!



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July 04, 2018, 07:03 PM
Rightwire
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Originally posted by WaterburyBob:
I thought they believed everything that happens was "Allah's Will" ...


Unless they can blame it on Israel.




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July 04, 2018, 07:40 PM
Gustofer
From which direction does the prevailing weather come in Iran?

Around here, it's westerly. So, we can blame Washington and Idaho for our bone dry summer last year.


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July 04, 2018, 07:44 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Hey General, here's your missing cloud:







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July 04, 2018, 07:51 PM
H&K-Guy
Damn Israel! I want my hair back. Yeah, and my waistline! I want my frak'n waist line back, Israel! And some of my sanity back wouldn't hurt either!

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