“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams
January 31, 2018, 12:55 PM
mdblanton
The biscuit line was hilarious
Michael
January 31, 2018, 01:00 PM
soflaac
Available in burlap and reclaimed barn wood.
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January 31, 2018, 01:01 PM
flashguy
Teaching the kids manners was good, too.
flashguy
Texan by choice, not accident of birth
January 31, 2018, 01:05 PM
charlie12
Sounds normal to me.
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January 31, 2018, 01:12 PM
Woodman
I never intended to listen to the whole thing ... but it seemed the polite thing to do.
January 31, 2018, 02:19 PM
cparktd
Fail.
They neglected to work in "Bless your heart"
Endeavor to persevere.
January 31, 2018, 02:59 PM
PASig
ha! pretty good!
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January 31, 2018, 04:47 PM
zoom6zoom
quote:
Originally posted by cparktd: Fail.
They neglected to work in "Bless your heart"
Yeah. That was disappointing. Spot on about the biscuits, though. And a "No self respecting Southerner would use instant grits" would have been amazing.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
January 31, 2018, 04:48 PM
ArtieS
I do love a beautifully delivered "Bless your heart..."
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Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
February 02, 2018, 07:32 AM
Tommydogg
quote:
Originally posted by ArtieS: I do love a beautifully delivered "Bless your heart..."
I am a southerner, but I always thought that was a religious phrase until i met my wife who is from West Virginia. After gettin my heart blessed many times by her, she explained it to me one day!
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February 02, 2018, 08:04 AM
taco68
After growing up in the south, I sure miss the manners and ladies southern accents!! Every now and then, the GF catches me rewinding something on TV just to hear the female accent!
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February 02, 2018, 08:13 AM
BamaJeepster
quote:
Originally posted by taco68: After growing up in the south, I sure miss the manners and ladies southern accents!! Every now and then, the GF catches me rewinding something on TV just to hear the female accent!
I get called honey, sweetie, or baby probably 5-10 times a day...and not by my wife!
“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams
I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
February 04, 2018, 12:38 PM
bendable
annie potts does a really good accent as well , but I can't find a clip of her doing it
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Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
February 04, 2018, 03:05 PM
roarindan
my alexa just told me "i can't locate a list for groceries...should i create one"...!!!
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February 04, 2018, 03:16 PM
vthoky
quote:
Originally posted by taco68: After growing up in the south, I sure miss the manners and ladies southern accents!!
The lady in NC who cut my hair last has just a hint of that sweet southern accent. I love listening to her talk.
God bless America.
February 04, 2018, 05:21 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
My wife and I met a lady while hiking and camping on Cumberland Island National Seashore back in 1984...Paula from Jesup Georgia, who had the best southern accent in the world...she backpacked in to Stafford Beach campground with about 8 bottles of wine (in July with 100 plus temps no less)...she told us (say this with your best South Georgia "drawl")..."Honey, I hiked in with all this wine...and I ain't hiking out with anything other than the empty bottles"...she was a hoot!
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
February 04, 2018, 05:39 PM
sig77
I said gulley washer the other day and got strange looks from people at work. City folk
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