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Things I Will Not Google - Feel Free to Add Your Own

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September 30, 2026, 10:15 AM
ArtieS
Things I Will Not Google - Feel Free to Add Your Own
I am not Googling "dick helicopter" from the "Fun Pictures/Memes ONLY - No Quoting or Comments, Please (Part II)" thread.

Nope, Not gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent.


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September 30, 2026, 11:17 AM
flesheatingvirus
"blue waffle"
"deglove"


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September 30, 2026, 11:25 AM
DanH
Testicular contusion.
September 30, 2026, 11:48 AM
BigSwede
BBC


September 30, 2026, 11:55 AM
Sig Vicious
Two girls. One cup.

Warning: Cannot be Unseen.


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September 30, 2026, 12:28 PM
Genorogers
Well....I googled "dick helicopter" because I had no idea. Then I went back to the meme to see the look on the interviewers face and LMAO !
September 30, 2026, 12:33 PM
egregore
quote:
BBC





September 30, 2026, 01:29 PM
Ripley
TURP



Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
September 30, 2026, 01:52 PM
BigSwede



September 30, 2026, 02:41 PM
Green Highlander
This may be the best advice ever offered on SigForum!

quote:
Originally posted by Sig Vicious:
Two girls. One cup.

Warning: Cannot be Unseen.



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September 30, 2026, 05:21 PM
Mars_Attacks
Gay midget rodeo clown porn.


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Eeewwww, don't touch it!
Here, poke at it with this stick.
September 30, 2026, 06:55 PM
Paten
Never use Google, especially if you are logged in to Google. Don't leave a search history they can use to feed you ads. Otherwise, I only use Goggle if other search sites don't return relative results.
September 30, 2026, 07:15 PM
Lunasee
I'm not afraid of looking things up. Just getting viruses in the process.
What I am not afraid of finding on the internet is my childhood. LOL
September 30, 2026, 10:06 PM
AllenInAR
Cornholing


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September 30, 2026, 11:28 PM
StorminNormin
LOL. At work I have had to have so many websites I can go to and things I can Google made allowable by our IT department. Good grief we are a law enforcement agency and at first we couldn’t go to even gun websites. Then I have to search so many sex and drug things it isn’t funny. If someone saw all the things and terms I Googled on my work computer for work purposes, the average person would freak out. Yet absolutely all are for legitimate work purposes.



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October 01, 2026, 02:20 AM
SigSauerP226
quote:
Originally posted by flesheatingvirus:
"blue waffle"
"deglove"


Dick helicopters, blue waffles, 2 girls 1 cup is just fun and games. Deglove you say? Barf!



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October 01, 2026, 07:43 AM
Captain Morgan
Dutch Oven!


Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows.
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October 01, 2026, 08:43 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by ArtieS:
I am not Googling "dick helicopter" from the "Fun Pictures/Memes ONLY - No Quoting or Comments, Please (Part II)" thread.

Nope, Not gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent.


That instantly brought me back to “Et la tendresse… bordel! A 1979 funny french comedy i still quote after all these years. And yes, no need for words to explain it. An image is worth a 1000 words Big Grin

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October 01, 2026, 08:48 AM
TigerDore
quote:
Originally posted by Paten:
Never use Google...

I use luxxle.com or duckduckgo.com

But I have my search engine filter on "moderate" and I still sometimes have to think twice when entering a search term.


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