The Velvet Voicebox
| "Don't give a shit if he is in handcuffs, I ain't pulling it out of his pants!"
"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."
--Sir Winston Churchill
"The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose."
--James Earl Jones
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His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.
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| Posts: 28901 | Location: Johnson City, TN | Registered: April 28, 2012 |
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Mensch
| While My Pants Gently Weep
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"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris
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| Happy to see me or is that a guitar in your pants?
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Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you.
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| If he thought he was getting away with that he must be guitarded.
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Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you.
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| It was in my pants when I came in the store.
End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
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| I don't care how you play it, NO STAIRWAY!
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"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris
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I'll use the Red Key
| Don't fret officer it's mine. You want to see the custom neck I installed?
Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. |
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A Grateful American
| "Radio, one "T-bone Walker" in custody..." "Am I being sustained?"
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! |
| Posts: 44569 | Location: ...... I am thrice divorced, and I live in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!!! (in Arkansas) | Registered: December 20, 2008 |
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| Wait, how are you playing that?
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| you and mikey stink can make beautiful music , downtown , he's in all weekend for four counts of a&b
Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.
Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first |
| Posts: 55282 | Location: Henry County , Il | Registered: February 10, 2004 |
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stupid beyond all belief
| Ya gotta B sharp to catch a theif. This bust made his D flat
What man is a man that does not make the world better. -Balian of Ibelin
Only boring people get bored. - Ruth Burke |
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This Space for Rent
| Must be on drugs cause that's the wrong way to get the sex out of Rock n Roll.
We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye
Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH. |
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Delusions of Adequacy
| He said it was his, but we think he's a lyre.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. |
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