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Effective bleach for that gene pool.   | |||
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Rectum, damn near killed him. _____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal. | |||
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You'll come for the entertainment but you'll stay for the canned ham. ____________________ | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
That still frame had me wheeze-laughing.  At first, I thought it fragmented and he had a thousand pieces of can lodged in his ass. Nope, sumbitch got his O-ring mortared.  ______________________________________________ Carthago delenda est | |||
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Damn it, Para! You never told me you were filming this! See if I ever help you again with your science project... By the way - what did this experiment have to do with Darwin? | |||
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The stupid is strong with that one. _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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My Time is Yours |
1 less phone scammer for a while. God, Family, Country. | |||
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Here’s your sign. | |||
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| The Main Thing Is Not To Get Excited  |
There was a lot of smoke and stuff. I wonder if he would do it again for a better pic? _______________________ | |||
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His lighter tried to tell him it was a bad idea. _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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non ducor, duco |
Who among us didn't try doing crazy shit with fireworks as a kid? A fully grown man trying to penetrate his asshole with a tin can launched by a sizeable firework, that one I can honestly say I never tried. Thanks for the laugh! First In Last Out | |||
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Israeli-supplied suppository ——————————————— The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1 | |||
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delicately calloused |
I wish Justice Bork were alive to tell me what he thinks of this. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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A ‘caption this’ from the still-pic on the previous page - “We have lift-off!” Definitely NOT the next Elon Musk! __________ "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy." | |||
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That is a level of stupid I didn't even know existed. | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
“Ready when you are, C.B.!” Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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| Short. Fat. Bald. Costanzaesque.  |
Boom.  ___________________________ He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries. | |||
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"You wanted this." _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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| Ugly Bag of Mostly Water  |
That's what you get when you don't wear shoes. Endowment Life Member, NRA • Member of FPC, GOA, 2AF & Arizona Citizens Defense League | |||
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Ducatista |
He is a subcontractor at my job..... ___________________ "He who is without oil, shall throw the first rod" Compressions 9.5:1 | |||
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