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| Lawyers, Guns and Money  |
"Sure, I told her I'd do it... but I thought she'd pick Josh Shapiro." "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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Drug Dealer |
"Pull my finger...Oops, too late." When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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non ducor, duco |
"my tampon just fell out" First In Last Out | |||
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The 2nd guarantees the 1st |
"You said you wouldn't laugh." "Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra | |||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
Ooo... Maybe that Turbo-Lax wasn't a good idea. | |||
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paradox in a box |
Did she just swallow it? These go to eleven. | |||
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Winner LOL | |||
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Immediately Kamala regretted pulling his finger. | |||
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I'll use the Red Key |
I put my finger in there and it stinks. Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
Clearly still burdened by what has been. Q | |||
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| Back, and to the left  |
That's the thing with laxitives. You never know when it's gonna...kick in. | |||
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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
I wasn't expecting the stink finger gargler when she picked me as her running mate. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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Down With The Sickness |
The podium scene from Police Academy.  | |||
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Did you see that pile Joe left? | |||
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"Member" |
"Have you seen my Emmett Kelly impression?" | |||
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Press corps; “Please explain why the nation should believe in you two having what it takes”. | |||
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I thought it was going to be silent. Reminds me of Terrance and Phillip. | |||
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| The Ice Cream Man |
"I am, in fact, a worse choice than Kamala." | |||
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Hunter gave me some powder | |||
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