Coast Guard ‘looking into’ aircrew that drew remarkably detailed genitals in the sky

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July 10, 2025, 12:45 PM

PASig

Coast Guard ‘looking into’ aircrew that drew remarkably detailed genitals in the sky

LMAO...you gotta love these guys!

Welp, another day, another military plane appears to have drawn another dick in the sky. Two of them, actually, and we kinda want to say that these two — sketched by a Coast Guard HC-130J over the Pacific Ocean Monday night — indicate that military sky drawings of male genitalia are getting “better,” but then we’d be calling them a good thing, and we aren’t doing that. “Funnier,” maybe. Definitely more detailed. Coast Guard officials did not directly confirm that the flight path was specifically flown to create the image, but an official told Task & Purpose the service is reviewing the flight. “We are aware of the situation,” a Coast Guard spokesperson said in a statement texted to Task & Purpose. “The Coast Guard holds its aircrews to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable. This action holds zero operational value. We are looking into the incident and will hold the responsible personnel accountable.”

July 10, 2025, 12:56 PM

Sig2340

Their balls are bigger than their brains.

Nice is overrated

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Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018

July 10, 2025, 01:08 PM

egregore

I would disagree that this is of no value. It demonstrates and reinforces skill in combat maneuvering. A C-130 in a combat zone might have to dodge enemy aircraft, missiles or AA shells.

Besides, it is clearly a bunny rabbit.

July 10, 2025, 01:10 PM

Sig2340

quote:
Originally posted by egregore:
I would disagree that this is of no value. It demonstrates and reinforces skill in combat maneuvering. A C-130 in a combat zone might have to dodge enemy aircraft, missiles or AA shells.

Besides, it is clearly a bunny rabbit.

Clearly not a

Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018

July 10, 2025, 01:11 PM

Gustofer

"Thank you for applying"
"You're very welcome. I'm looking forward to working for your company."
"So, it looks like you used to fly for the United States Coast Guard. Thank you for your service, but I'm curious why you got out?"
"I was fired for drawing a dick in the sky."
"Have a nice day."

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July 10, 2025, 01:17 PM

ArtieS

How about we just don't care?

"Someone drew a giant dick in the sky and I'm offended."

"Good for them, we need proficient flyers, and that's some precision maneuvering."

"Um, you mean my offense isn't going to be validated?"

"No. Now fuck off. I've got some ass-kicking, name-taking flyers to talk to."

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July 10, 2025, 01:17 PM

sigmonkey

You want more sky dicks?
You bust balls when someone makes sky dicks.

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July 10, 2025, 01:20 PM

egregore

Anteater or helmet?

July 10, 2025, 01:25 PM

BigSwede

July 10, 2025, 04:14 PM

Rawny

It's Bongo from Life in Hell.

July 10, 2025, 04:40 PM

Balzé Halzé

My buddy in the Coast Guard knows the guy. Says he's a complete douchebag, "But a splooging Jackie Treehorn cock from the sky is pretty impressive." His words.

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July 10, 2025, 05:57 PM

old rugged cross

Looks like a load is involved, then again.

July 10, 2025, 06:05 PM

92fstech

Seriously, what did this hurt? Some guys doing a training flight in the middle of nowhere where nobody could see them got bored and thought it would be funny (which it was) to create a dick pattern on their GPS screen. It wasn't dangerous, it didn't interfere with any other traffic, and it didn't hurt anybody...why does anybody care?

July 10, 2025, 06:06 PM

sjtill

semper ~~paratus~~ priapus

July 10, 2025, 06:09 PM

trapper189

That’s one way to draw attention to the Coast Guard.

July 10, 2025, 07:34 PM

gearhounds

Nobody would ever know this is being done if those monitoring flight paths weren’t yapping about it and making it news.

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July 10, 2025, 08:02 PM

PowerSurge

That’s a dick move

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July 10, 2025, 08:13 PM

vthoky

quote:
Originally posted by PowerSurge:
That’s a dick move

July 10, 2025, 09:29 PM

sjp

having spent 9+ years at Coast Guard small boat Stations, 3 years at and air station and 5+ years on cutters i can 100% believe this search pattern being provided by our OS's lol

July 10, 2025, 09:50 PM

jljones

Should have consulted with some Marine Lance Corporals about the quality of their work

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