I give you “ The field guide to dumb birds of North America” by Matt Kracht.

Any of the more savvy online guys can show you an image of the cover, but the bird on the cover is a nuthatch, however it is defined as a white breasted butt nugget.

Kind of humorous for those of us who have at least five bird books and have studied them for decades…

And Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World.

Birds? Thought they have been replaced by colorful drones.

My favorite is the Red Headed Double Breasted Bed Thrasher.

I can’t post pics here.
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Originally posted by abnmacv:
Birds? Thought they have been replaced by colorful drones.

"Birds aren't real"

I think I may purchase that book. I want to learn about the broad-breasted nut scratcher.

That is funny.

Does he cover the Red Breasted Bed Thrasher? Asking for a friend......

Lol.
I’m reading Section 3: Tips for watching birds
And I quote: “whether you’re new to watching birds, or you’ve managed to suffer through it for years, here a few things I’ve found that help to make birding suck a little less”
Etc etc. This is a hoot!