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THE FOUR CATS

Four men were bragging about how smart their
cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,

the second man was an Accountant,

the third man was a Chemist,,,,,,and

the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat,
"T-square, do your stuff."

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some
paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a
square,
and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty
smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better.
He called his cat and said,

"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned
with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4
equal piles
of 3 cookies............Everyone agreed that was
good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He
called his
cat and said,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"Measure, do your
stuff."

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a
quart of
milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard
and poured
exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling
a drop .

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government
Employee
and said, "What can your cat do?"

The Government Employee called his cat and
said,,,,,
"Coffee Break,,,,do your stuff."

CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet,,,,,,,,,,,

ate the cookies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

drank the milk,,,,,,,,,

pooped on the paper,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

screwed the other three
cats,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

claimed he injured his back while doing
so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

filed a grievance report for unsafe working
conditions,,,

put in for Workers
Compensation...............and

went home for the rest of the day on sick
leave...........  

Heck. Thought this thread was about this:

“Els Quatre Gats (pronounced [əls ˈkwatɾə ˈɡats]; Catalan for "The Four Cats") is a café in Barcelona, Catalonia, Spain that famously became a popular meeting place for famous artists throughout the modernist period in Catalonia, known as Modernisme…”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Els_Quatre_Gats