Saw this sign at the McDonald's drive through this morning

March 15, 2017, 09:08 PM

I agree - I think someone was being a smart ass. I think its someone's name. If it's a dyslexic person, why write it three times?

March 15, 2017, 09:55 PM

Rey HRH

quote:
Originally posted by newtoSig765:
I used to work with a woman who was so dyslexic that her husband had to walk her to work every morning and home every evening. Bumped into her once as she was coming out of the Men's Room.

She was so smart and successful at what she did, though, that Paul Harvey did a segment on her.

Wow. Now I feel like I almost know the rest of the story.

"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.

March 15, 2017, 10:04 PM

mark_a

Candidate for a teachers position in NYC?

March 15, 2017, 10:11 PM

DennisM

I arrested M'lik once.

March 15, 2017, 11:01 PM

jtedescucci

And what does the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do??

March 15, 2017, 11:10 PM

sigmonkey

Wonders...

all night long.

March 15, 2017, 11:21 PM

MitchbSC

After trying a

Shamrock Shake

for the first time in years, that McDonald's was performing a public service even if they misspelled notice of said public service.

Now. Only if Jersey Mike's would run out of mayo or employees who think more is more when slathering that shit on your sandwich without asking.

March 15, 2017, 11:33 PM

Rightwire

So... Mlik Shakes ain't there.

Can I get a milk shake while I wait for him?

Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys

343 - Never Forget

Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat

There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.

March 15, 2017, 11:45 PM

exx1976

quote:
Originally posted by kimber1911:
i befroe l except after M

o before r excepft after F..

March 15, 2017, 11:59 PM

bigdeal

$15, $15, $15. No wya!!

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Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter

March 16, 2017, 04:37 AM

Micropterus

quote:
Originally posted by jtedescucci:
And what does the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do??

He stays awake all night wondering if
there really is a Dog.

March 16, 2017, 06:20 AM

BurtonRW

quote:
Originally posted by 2012BOSS302:
That's how their teacher said it was spelled.

You jest, but I can sadly assure you that you're probably speaking truth here.

-Rob

March 16, 2017, 07:20 AM

TigerDore

Then what's going to bring all the boys to the yard?

March 16, 2017, 11:01 AM

chellim1

They will blame Trump:

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible."
-- Justice Janice Rogers Brown

"The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth."
-rduckwor

March 16, 2017, 11:10 AM

darthfuster

M'lik must have been off. We'll have to settle for Shaniqua shakes, I guess.

March 16, 2017, 12:08 PM

Tommydogg

quote:
Originally posted by two-two-niner-romeo:
"All your Mlikshake are belong to us"

March 16, 2017, 03:10 PM

SIGguy229

quote:
Originally posted by 2012BOSS302:
That's how their teacher said it was spelled.

New York City Public Schools

quote:
Originally posted by Micropterus:
I agree - I think someone was being a smart ass. I think its someone's name. If it's a dyslexic person, why write it three times?

OCD er, CDO sucks

March 16, 2017, 03:14 PM

10X-Shooter

quote:
Originally posted by Micropterus:
This McDonalds is maddening. I pull up to the drive thru speaker at 6:30 AM. There is noone ahead of me and noone behind me.

My order
quote:

I'd like an egg McMuffin and nothing else. Just an egg McMuffin, not the meal.

Then they come back
quote:

Do you want hashbrowns with that?

And it's all I can do to keep from blurting out, "What the fuck did I just say?"

Mind you, there is still no one ahead of me or behind me. I get up to the window and pay, then they tell me to pull forward, they will bring it out to me.

It's six friggin thirty AM and you have no customers and I have to pull forward for a single egg McMuffin? You should have a stack of those in there under a heat lamp!

And then.....? And then.....?

March 16, 2017, 03:37 PM

P250UA5

quote:
Originally posted by Sunset_Va:
No Lettes !
No Lettes !
No Lettes !

Sorry Sorry Sorry !!!

Would that be no lettuce or no lattes?