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Saw this sign at the McDonald's drive through this morning

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March 15, 2017, 07:32 PM
Micropterus
Saw this sign at the McDonald's drive through this morning
and they want $15 per hour




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March 15, 2017, 07:33 PM
DoctorSolo
But, can I have a milk shake?
March 15, 2017, 07:34 PM
Floyd D. Barber
So, did they have "milk shakes"?


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March 15, 2017, 07:35 PM
Skins2881
What are the " looking marks to the left of "No"?

Now I want a Mlik Shake damn it....



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March 15, 2017, 07:35 PM
Micropterus
My social justice warrior liberal niece thinks I'm making fun of someone with dyslexia. I think I'm just making fun of a dumb ass.


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March 15, 2017, 07:35 PM
mike28w
Dyslexia....
March 15, 2017, 07:36 PM
Knezz
Dyslexia is a disease!


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March 15, 2017, 07:38 PM
cjevans
^^^^
Yet, still no milk shakes.
But you can have some salty fries ...



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March 15, 2017, 07:40 PM
mikeyspizza
"Mlik - The cool way to refer to 'Milk'. This term originated in Chorley, Lancashire, UK when people there realised it sounded better." The Urban Dictionary
March 15, 2017, 07:42 PM
kimber1911
i befroe l except after M



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March 15, 2017, 07:42 PM
Opus Dei
quote:
Originally posted by Micropterus:
and they want $15 per hour



quote:
My mlik shake brings all the boys to the yard,
And there like,
Its better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge..$15.00/hour

March 15, 2017, 07:50 PM
Micropterus
This McDonalds is maddening. I pull up to the drive thru speaker at 6:30 AM. There is noone ahead of me and noone behind me.

My order
quote:

I'd like an egg McMuffin and nothing else. Just an egg McMuffin, not the meal.


Then they come back
quote:

Do you want hashbrowns with that?


And it's all I can do to keep from blurting out, "What the fuck did I just say?"

Mind you, there is still no one ahead of me or behind me. I get up to the window and pay, then they tell me to pull forward, they will bring it out to me.

It's six friggin thirty AM and you have no customers and I have to pull forward for a single egg McMuffin? You should have a stack of those in there under a heat lamp!


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"I enter a swamp as a sacred place—a sanctum sanctorum. There is the strength—the marrow of Nature." - Henry David Thoreau
March 15, 2017, 08:18 PM
Sunset_Va
No Lettes !
No Lettes !
No Lettes !

Sorry Sorry Sorry !!!


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March 15, 2017, 08:29 PM
226Reasons
quote:
Originally posted by Micropterus:
This McDonalds is maddening. I pull up to the drive thru speaker at 6:30 AM. There is noone ahead of me and noone behind me.

My order
quote:

I'd like an egg McMuffin and nothing else. Just an egg McMuffin, not the meal.


Then they come back
quote:

Do you want hashbrowns with that?


And it's all I can do to keep from blurting out, "What the fuck did I just say?"

Mind you, there is still no one ahead of me or behind me. I get up to the window and pay, then they tell me to pull forward, they will bring it out to me.

It's six friggin thirty AM and you have no customers and I have to pull forward for a single egg McMuffin? You should have a stack of those in there under a heat lamp!


That is to fudge the drive through times. They live and die by those times. An ex worked there in high school and always complained about it.

The McD's near us made me wait so long one time I made them give me a refund. It was for a damn cheeseburger meal...wtf is wrong with your establishment that you can't get 2 cheeseburgers, fries, and a drink out in 60 seconds.
March 15, 2017, 08:38 PM
two-two-niner-romeo
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March 15, 2017, 08:42 PM
Skins2881
quote:
Originally posted by Micropterus:
This McDonalds is maddening. I pull up to the drive thru speaker at 6:30 AM. There is noone ahead of me and noone behind me.

My order
quote:

I'd like an egg McMuffin and nothing else. Just an egg McMuffin, not the meal.


Then they come back
quote:

Do you want hashbrowns with that?


And it's all I can do to keep from blurting out, "What the fuck did I just say?"



I just repeat myself over and over again. Usually by the third time they get it. Sometimes I just want to ask "did I stutter motha fucker?"



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March 15, 2017, 08:44 PM
2012BOSS302
That's how their teacher said it was spelled.




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March 15, 2017, 08:51 PM
Balzé Halzé
That's clearly a dyslexia issue, at least it seems so to me.

It likely has nothing to do with the person's general intelligence, but whatever...if it makes you feel better making fun of him, have at it.


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March 15, 2017, 09:06 PM
synthplayer
Phonetically, I'm seeing "mah-leak shakes." Then, there's the begin quotes without any end quotes. And, if anyone pointed out their lack of knowledge about the English language, they'd be labeled a "hater." Our public schools are an absolute joke.



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March 15, 2017, 09:07 PM
newtoSig765
I used to work with a woman who was so dyslexic that her husband had to walk her to work every morning and home every evening. Bumped into her once as she was coming out of the Men's Room.

She was so smart and successful at what she did, though, that Paul Harvey did a segment on her.


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