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Seven Percent of American Adults Think Chocolate Milk Comes from Brown Cows
June 15, 2017, 07:58 PM
TwistSeven Percent of American Adults Think Chocolate Milk Comes from Brown Cows
Idiocracy.
It is upon us.
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June 15, 2017, 08:16 PM
heavydU.S. Dairy’s Innovation Center discovered that 7% of people like to screw with surveys.
June 15, 2017, 08:18 PM
TigerDorequote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
Mohair comes from the mo.
June 15, 2017, 08:30 PM
refugee from californiaHow many Naugas does it take to upholster a car?
Where's the beer! June 15, 2017, 08:35 PM
John Steedquote:
Originally posted by heavyd:
U.S. Dairy’s Innovation Center discovered that 7% of people like to screw with surveys.
That's my take on it. A certain percent of the population will not give a straight answer on anything.
... stirred anti-clockwise. June 15, 2017, 08:48 PM
bobtheelfquote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
Morons.
And pickles come from jars. Duh.
Moorons.
June 15, 2017, 08:54 PM
KenSWell, someone has to be on the left hand end of the bell curve. 7% sounds about right for almost any question you could ask.
Ken
June 15, 2017, 10:20 PM
Fenrisquote:
Originally posted by John Steed:
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Originally posted by heavyd:
U.S. Dairy’s Innovation Center discovered that 7% of people like to screw with surveys.
That's my take on it. A certain percent of the population will not give a straight answer on anything.
Yep. A grain of salt, this survey take with.
God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump. June 15, 2017, 10:28 PM
airsoft guyA thousand people, huh? Kind of like when they got that 90% of Americans demand more, stricter, gun laws? Turns out they only asked like a thousand people in a small area that was, er, "politically reliable," as the commissars might put it.
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Originally posted by Will938:
If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.
June 16, 2017, 05:33 AM
45 CalNot any surprise,not much is taught in schools
June 16, 2017, 06:18 AM
dwright1951That's silly chocolate milk comes from white cows with a recessive gene, I thought everybody knew that.
June 16, 2017, 06:38 AM
WinoThen what do Chocolate Labradors produce??
June 16, 2017, 06:44 AM
Eponymquote:
Originally posted by Fenris:
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Originally posted by John Steed:
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Originally posted by heavyd:
U.S. Dairy’s Innovation Center discovered that 7% of people like to screw with surveys.
That's my take on it. A certain percent of the population will not give a straight answer on anything.
Yep. A grain of salt, this survey take with.
The same 7% said that snowballs come from snowmen.
June 16, 2017, 07:41 AM
JWFquote:
Originally posted by Hamden106:
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Originally posted by tatortodd:
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Originally posted by corsair:
What part of the chicken does the nugget come from?
veins, meat stained by cutting vein, cartilage, skin, etc.
Dad was the Veterinary USDA Inspector APHIS MPIP at a chicken plant. I visited there a few times. Just about anything they can grind up goes into the processes items. Beaks, buts, floor sweepings. I am not a fan of chicken weenies.
In the industry, it is referred to as LTA meat; Lips, Tits and Assholes.
Just another day in paradise.
June 16, 2017, 07:55 AM
jbcummingsOkay so what kind of milk comes from this critter?
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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup.
June 16, 2017, 08:10 AM
airsoft guyquote:
Originally posted by jbcummings:
Okay so what kind of milk comes from this critter?
SoulMilk, only the blackest dairy farmers can handle that much farm funk freshness. It's outta sight, and dynomite. SoulMilk, found in your grocer's dairy section, can you dig it?
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Originally posted by Will938:
If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.
June 16, 2017, 09:11 AM
florida boyGrowing up in Upstate NY I would meet kids from NYC that would come to the country on vacation and some of these kids had never seen a live cow, horse or goat before.
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June 16, 2017, 09:14 AM
msfzoeResults of Common Core curriculum.
June 16, 2017, 09:40 AM
JALLENquote:
Originally posted by florida boy:
Growing up in Upstate NY I would meet kids from NYC that would come to the country on vacation and some of these kids had never seen a live cow, horse or goat before.
There was a gal from Dallas in one of my classes at UT. I invited her to a football game (I was in the band), and after the game we went down on the field, stood by BEVO, the Longhorn mascot. She claimed she had never seen a live cow before!
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown June 16, 2017, 09:53 AM
darthfusterWhat about coconut milk?
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier