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watch out! Lace shorts for men!

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June 03, 2017, 06:15 PM
Bombarde32
watch out! Lace shorts for men!
http://nbc4i.com/2017/06/02/la...n-trend-this-summer/
(disturbing pic at link)
quote:
LOS ANGELES (WCMH) — Move over, RompHim. There’s a new men’s fashion trend that the Internet isn’t sure whether to love or hate.

Los Angeles-based company Hologram City is accepting pre-orders for “Lacey Shorts,” which are just what they sound like–men’s shorts made of all-lace fabric.

The shorts are $49 and are come in a variety of pastel colors. Hologram City also sells an all-lace shirt to go with the shorts.

June 03, 2017, 06:21 PM
Marlin Fan
Many of shorts have enough holes in them already. Too much farting.
June 03, 2017, 06:25 PM
rduckwor
If this is manhood, I'm going to begin self-identifying as something other than a man . . . meat pop cycle may work.

RMD




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June 03, 2017, 06:43 PM
zoom6zoom
Where's that damn comet?




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June 03, 2017, 06:44 PM
WaterburyBob
I saw an ad a couple days ago for "mantyhose" - nylons for men.
I don't know of any men that would wear those - but then, I don't know anyone that would qualify as a pajama boy ...



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June 03, 2017, 06:54 PM
JALLEN
There is a group of short, swarthy, balding guys working in a squalid little office building in Santa Monica who used to write sitcoms before they branched out into other areas requiring more imagination, like airline ticket pricing schemes, reality TV plots, some Congressional campaign speeches, and other absurdities. Having mastered those activities, and wanting to extend their finely honed sense of preposterous to new areas, they have taken up men's fashions now, it appears.

They are working for the vast left wing conspiracy to make Americans act and look as idiotic as possible.




Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.

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June 03, 2017, 07:45 PM
PHPaul


Whut?

(I have been waiting for years for just the right time to post this picture...)




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June 03, 2017, 07:46 PM
Lord Vaalic
No... These are not for "men"




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June 03, 2017, 07:57 PM
jbcummings
quote:
Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:
No... These are not for "men"


I agree.


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June 03, 2017, 07:59 PM
Rightwire
Oh what the hell?!




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June 03, 2017, 09:26 PM
Il Cattivo
In pastels, no less. You only mess with pastels if you're sticking to classic lines and it's spring, you twits!
June 03, 2017, 09:54 PM
henryaz
 
At least you can use the "other" bathroom while wearing these. Smile
 
June 03, 2017, 11:10 PM
Il Cattivo
Nope. No matter where the "other" bathroom might be, a crowd of sixteen-year-old black girls will appear out of nowhere and beat the snot out of you - to the general approval of society at large.
June 04, 2017, 12:06 AM
PorterN
does it come in a Romper?



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June 04, 2017, 12:12 AM
darthfuster
These might be for males, but no men wear them.



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June 04, 2017, 02:14 AM
JSB3
What do gay horses eat?

Heyyyyyyy!


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June 04, 2017, 02:19 AM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
These might be for males, but no men wear them.
I'm with you on that!

flashguy




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June 04, 2017, 06:30 AM
usmc-nav
Don't think they will sell many in Louisiana
June 04, 2017, 06:35 AM
HayesGreener
Another attempt to diminish the value of testicles in world affairs.


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June 04, 2017, 06:40 AM
Paragon
For those of you brave or dumb enough to see the site, does Mr. Yellow have his hand in the pocket of Mr. Lavender, or is it just me?



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