...and her fucked-up relatives and all the gossiping and infighting and all of the tabloid-grade BULLSHIT surrounding this event that I would hope only lonely old ladies would care about.

Fuck you AND the guy you're marrying and fuck your stupid relatives and your stupid fucking hats. I'm sick of hearing about your fucked-up family and who is or is not going to your precious Goddamned wedding.

Do you hear me? I do not care. I want you, Meg, to go away and take all of this bullshit with you.

I hope a Hitchcockian mass of birds shits all over every damn inch of your precious fucking ceremony. Be it indoors or out, I want the birds to find you and to let loose their sticky shit on you, "prince hairy", the Queen and your whole Goddamned brood.

Months and months of this shit. I go to news websites, looking for ACTUAL NEWS, and what do I see? Day in, day out, I see headlines about you, Meg, your stupid fucking wedding- which just bores the ever-loving shit out of me-, the Hairy Prince and your in-fighting and apparently trashy family.

Do the planet a favor- get the fuck on with it, mmkay?

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I hope a Hitchcockian mass of birds shits all over every damn inch of your precious fucking ceremony. Be it indoors or out, I want the birds to find you and to let loose their sticky shit on you

Could not agree with you more. The above quote is the best thing to come out of this whole royal fiasco. Thanks for the laugh.

I just said the same to my wife yesterday.

I'm not sure that having your future spawn 40th (or whatever) in line for the throne is all that significant.

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.

From what I've gleaned, The Brits aren't too happy with her marrying the Prince either....

Hear, hear. I don't know who's reading all of that crap, but it has absolutely nothing to do with me or anything I'm interested in.

I don't care how the British people feel about it. All I know is that as an American, I don't give a rat's ass who marries who in some other country. It's tabloid-level crap and I do mean crap.

It would be one thing to see a news item or two about this, but it's EVERY GODDAMNED DAY FOR MONTHS ON END!!!!!

AMEN!

We fought a war NOT to care about the royals.

Ron Swanson said it best-
On the British royal family:
“Enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are a frail old woman and a tiny baby.”

Ha - I'm glad to see this thread (actually thought of posting one myself)! I feel the same way about the nonstop coverage and I'm sick of it and couldn't care less. Nothing against the couple and I hope they live happily ever-after, but I don't need to hear any more about it! The whole "royal" thing is lost on me anyway. I will admit to digging Pippa though. , but she is once-removed.

Yup, my bag is empty - no fucks to give.

And I can't wait for the day of, it'll be none stop crap all day long. Then we'll have the joy of hearing about the honeymoon

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Originally posted by darthfuster:
From what I've gleaned, The Brits aren't too happy with her marrying the Prince either....

I was thinking "Who?," and idly considering posting that, and really meaning it (tho I probably would've searched, first, cuz that trope is getting rather old), when I saw your comment.

You saved me the trouble.

I can see how it's a Big Deal in the UK. And that's okay. But over here? Certainly there are more news.... (thinks about what he was about to write...)

...never mind.

Really been enjoying the hell out of OAN and Quillette. Both discovered as a result of the membership here.

Tell you what, I just retired to a log cabin in way SE TN, smack dab in the middle of the Cherokee National Forest. I’m 11 miles from a town of pop. 850. Creek 50’ off my back porch has trout and gold!

I’m off BP meds, working 10-12 hour days fixin’ things up and loving it!

I haven't listened to or watched news in a month.

Heaven!

1894 hanging on wall behind front door and 12ga Mossberg 590 9 shot with light and recoil reducing stock (2 pc. spring unit) inside door of closet by back door.

Still have to unpack/locate others but, those and the SW 686 I carry should do for now.

Did I mention heaven? Me and dog.

Retired, dropped out don’t give a damn!



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I agree. I fail to understand the media's fascination with this event.

Ditto. Pointless hype.

All the more reasons to turn the channel----OFF!!!

I am Canadian, so I guess I am supposed to care. Instead, I can’t help but wonder why we still believe in ‘royalty’. It’s a crock. Can’t wait until it’s over.

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Originally posted by toms:
Tell you what, I just retired to a log cabin in way SE TN, smack dab in the middle of the Cherokee National Forest. I’m 11 miles from a town of pop. 850. Creek 50’ off my back porch has trout and gold!

I’m off BP meds, working 10-12 hour days fixin’ things up and loving it!

I haven't listened to or watched news in a month.

Heaven!

1894 hanging on wall behind front door and 12ga Mossberg 590 9 shot with light and recoil reducing stock (2 pc. spring unit) inside door of closet by back door.

Still have to unpack/locate others but, those and the SW 686 I carry should do for now.

Did I mention heaven? Me and dog.

Retired, dropped out don’t give a damn!



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What's that TV antenna on the cabin for?

Beautiful place.