Thank you, Dave, as always. Another most generous karma. Please include me.
ETA: Oops, forgot something funny!
~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country
Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
February 05, 2021, 03:19 PM
quattroinpa
Beautiful, please include me!
February 05, 2021, 03:21 PM
Chowser
Wow! That's beautiful!
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Not minority enough!
February 05, 2021, 03:21 PM
selogic
Awesome watch . My wrist wouldn't know how to act with something that nice . I'm in anyway !
February 05, 2021, 03:24 PM
Powers77
Very nice. Please include me. Thanks for your generosity David.
February 05, 2021, 03:24 PM
RogueJSK
Thanks for the Karma! Please add me to the list.
This one always makes me chuckle when I come across it in various places on the interwebs:
February 05, 2021, 03:32 PM
wxl
Wowzee, please count me in
February 05, 2021, 03:35 PM
P250UA5
Count me in! Hope things are going well for you!
Thanks for the shot
The Enemy's gate is down.
February 05, 2021, 03:36 PM
IntrepidTraveler
Alan, some things cannot be unseen. Not only that, it's in my browser history now....
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. - Dave Barry
"Never go through life saying 'I should have'..." - quote from the 9/11 Boatlift Story (thanks, sdy for posting it)
February 05, 2021, 03:38 PM
redstone
What a generous karma - An old one, but a good one:
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Joshua Painter Played by Senator Fred Thompson
February 05, 2021, 03:40 PM
CharlieSW
Here is a quote to enter the Karma --
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend; inside of a dog it is too dark to read" - Groucho
Thanks for the chance, Dave!
Pragmatism: the relentless pursuit of seeing things as they really are.
February 05, 2021, 03:46 PM
whododat
Holy smokes!. Count me in.
Because son, it is what you are supposed to do.
February 05, 2021, 03:52 PM
bigdeal
I dig that watch too! Hope this tickles your funny bone.
----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter
February 05, 2021, 04:01 PM
python9430
Please count me in. Myron
February 05, 2021, 04:06 PM
Russ59
Dave thanks for the Karma opportunity!
My funny input are two quick stories about my mother's goofiness - both took place on the same trip home from Salt Lake to Sacramento. Our family was caravanning in two cars.
After an hour or so driving across the salt flats, my mother points to the rear license plate frame of the car ahead of us and says "Look Jay! Ed Zander's German Auto Repair! Someone from Sacramento." My father, with a bewildered look, responded with "Carol, that's our boys driving our car in front of us!"
Not too long afterwards, one of my brothers rolled down the window to toss out a banana peel. My mother shouted "Don't toss your banana peel out the window! A car may slip on it!"
I don't know why I remember these little gems.
P229
February 05, 2021, 04:10 PM
Rey HRH
For something funny, see the post above mine previous to the post above mine and the second post above that post.
"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
February 05, 2021, 04:16 PM
sjtill
We were having dinner on the deck outside, where there is a large walnut tree overhanging the deck. My Mom, probably early 90's at that point, was visiting. Son Tom was about 12 and growing. My Mom looked at Tom, said "Wow, what long legs you have!" Then "Look at those nuts!"
We rolled in laughter.
I'm in.
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February 05, 2021, 04:32 PM
old dino
Post a funny story ... okay, am posting a funny true story.
Retired a few years ago after nearly four decades in law enforcement. Been married to my wife now for going on 38 years.
When asked how we met I tell how I was undercover in Vice, long hair to the shoulders, working prostitution hustling hookers. My wife says, stop telling the story like that. Okay, still a true story but did not find her on the street but rather at a winery event where at the time she could not believe I was a cop. Six months later married, and have two beautiful adult daughters. Still tell the hooker story.
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