A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend. Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
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I'm thinking it's lyrics to a song. I don't get it either. But that's not to say it's not a good joke, just something over my head.
"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
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He's probably keeping an eye out for you............
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Originally posted by sigmonkey: [FLASH_VIDEO]<iframe frameborder="0" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ysh3oUjlJk0" width="640"></iframe>[/FLASH_VIDEO]
Lol I actually enjoyed that enough to Bob my head and sing along...
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
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However, I'm rarely a grammar nazi but the punctuation and language were painful. I cleaned it up a tad (limited editing ability on my iPhone) before forwarding it.
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A couple of years ago, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room, tripped, and broke a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. I didn't know Joseph THAT well, and don't even remember where he was from. I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries as Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then, suddenly he disappeared along with my girlfriend. Apparently, they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
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