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A dumb joke but I did laugh. A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend. Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe? | ||
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eh-TEE-oh-clez |
Booo, hiss. | |||
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chickenshit |
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| Green grass and high tides  |
OHHHKAAAAY "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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| Never miss an opportunity to STFU |
Must be some regional kind of joke. It is a joke isn't it? Never be more than one step away from your sword-Old Greek Wisdom | |||
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Chip away the stone |
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His Royal Hiney |
I'm thinking it's lyrics to a song. I don't get it either. But that's not to say it's not a good joke, just something over my head. "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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| Page late and a dollar short |
He's probably keeping an eye out for you............ -------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman) | |||
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A Grateful American |
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
__________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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| Green grass and high tides |
Thanks SM, that was awesome.  "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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Swedish. | |||
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| Let's be careful out there |
my grandfather played his fiddle ^ way. | |||
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delicately calloused |
Lol I actually enjoyed that enough to Bob my head and sing along...  You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
That made me chuckle. Thanks for posting. However, I'm rarely a grammar nazi but the punctuation and language were painful. I cleaned it up a tad (limited editing ability on my iPhone) before forwarding it.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Stangosaurus Rex |
That actually made me LOl! I stoldt it! ___________________________ "I Get It Now" Beth Greene | |||
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Now in Florida |
I'd like to get a ruling from the judges..does that even qualify as a joke?  | |||
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Chuck Norris says no. | |||
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| Coin Sniper |
Thank YOU Chuck Norris Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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