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Last week I praised my daughter here for being a blessing while Mom was out of town. So this week, our senses of humor kind of clashed. Daughter sends me a video of her classmates dancing to a Katy Perry song that was played over the intercom for teacher appreciation week. She says in the text. "Public School, Am I right?" So I jokingly respond: "Katy before Calculus!" She responds: "Stop it Dad! Why do you have to be negative?" Honestly, our sense of humor just missed each other by a mile. I'm going to hang back for a bit and respond with emojis instead of words. Beagle lives matter. | ||
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Little ray of sunshine |
I don't get the joke either, so . . . The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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There's a whole genre called "Dad Jokes" for a reason. I'm no Dave Chappelle. Beagle lives matter. | |||
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delicately calloused |
My response to her rebuke would have been something like, “Do I have to come down there in your mom’s robe?” With a devil and rofl emojis. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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^ LoL Beagle lives matter. | |||
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Banned for showing his ass |
Having two adult daughters ... I understood your joke and have gotten the same reaction. Found joking with my daughters ends up about 50/50 hot and cold. But in the end, all is well and part of the experience. | |||
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Step daughter shared her recently taken senior pictures. Her mother replied “those are cute”. I replied “who’s that? They are smiling…..”. Didn’t go over well lol ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Live today as if it may be your last and learn today as if you will live forever | |||
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Nullus Anxietas |
I got it, but, I'm old My sense of humor is a bit off-kilter, anyway, so I don't even try to joke with young people. "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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Savor the limelight |
My daughter is 15 and my sons are 16 and 12. I don't get why "Katy before Calculus" is funny or negative. | |||
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Muzzle flash aficionado |
Sorry. I'm old, too, and have no daughters. I didn't get either joke. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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The Main Thing Is Not To Get Excited |
Could it be possible that the OP meant: listen to Katy before going to calculus class, or "music before math", or rock on, sweetie? just light hearted comment to connect with said daughter? But to the OP, keep in mind that if you are going to do comedy you have to take chances. _______________________ | |||
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I have learned to follow my joking with either an LOL or an ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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Truth Seeker |
I am semi-old and got your joke. I figured she was dissing the fact a public school was wasting time playing Katy Perry music and dancing. Your reply to me seemed to support her statement by saying they are doing Katy before actually teaching. So dunno how there was some translation lost. NRA Benefactor Life Member | |||
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You didn't get penetration even with the elephant gun. |
Women don’t always respond to humor like you respond to humor. Sometimes they only laugh when they like you, can have personal gain from keeping you happy, or are attracted to you. Sometimes they also know exactly when you’re joking and respond with things like “don’t be negative” specifically to make you feel foolish. ______________________________ DONT TREAD ON ME | |||
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Eye on the Silver Lining |
Huh? This is his little girl we’re talking about. Could get the same attitude from a teenage son.. __________________________ "Trust, but verify." | |||
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Hop head |
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Just because something is legal to do doesn't mean it is the smart thing to do. |
I'm old also but I didn't get it. Still don't. Integrity is doing the right thing, even when nobody is looking. | |||
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