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My wife has been in a good mood two days in a row
July 21, 2023, 11:21 AM
pbslingerMy wife has been in a good mood two days in a row
What should I do?
July 21, 2023, 11:22 AM
BurtonRWHire a PI?
-Rob
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A=A July 21, 2023, 11:23 AM
HRKDelay returning home for several more days....
July 21, 2023, 11:24 AM
bcereussCheck your bank account!!
July 21, 2023, 11:24 AM
OzarkwoodsCheck your bank account balances.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
July 21, 2023, 11:26 AM
bdylanAnticipate a regression?
July 21, 2023, 11:27 AM
Jimbo54Hire a private detective to see who she has been seeing.
Seriously, take her out to dinner at her favorite restaurant and tell her how much you appreciate her mood. Maybe she'll stretch it out to a week.
Jim
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July 21, 2023, 11:28 AM
RogueJSKStart shopping for a divorce attorney. Not because she's suddenly in a good mood, but because that's apparently an exception to the norm.
Life's too short to be shackled to a hateful woman who's constantly dragging you down. Instead, find someone who values you, who enjoys your company (and vice versa), and who improves your life.
I know you're likely kidding, but my point is still valid... Going through life as the stereotypical henpecked husband with the constantly-grumpy nag of a wife is no way to live.
July 21, 2023, 11:30 AM
CPD SIGSleep with one eye open!
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July 21, 2023, 11:32 AM
bcereussquote:
Originally posted by CPD SIG:
Sleep with one eye open!
Gripping your pillow tight?
July 21, 2023, 11:33 AM
old rugged crossgeeesh rogue come on brother. I think he was joking. There are some of you guys that are so soured on relationships with women it is crazy.
Women are like dogs. A gift from God.
Seeing them as a curse say's something about ones ability to invest in a positive relationship with one.
"Practice like you want to play in the game"
July 21, 2023, 11:35 AM
RogueJSKReread my post. I recognized that he was joking.
And I'm far from soured on women. Just the constantly grumpy/negative ones. Nor do I see women as a curse. I enjoy the company of many women, as well as even more dogs. I'm speaking from experience when I say "Life is too short to be shackled to a hateful woman", considering there are so many better women out there with which you could be much happier and your life so much more enriched. You'll just never have the opportunity to find that if you simply resign yourself to just sticking with a bad relationship forever.
But thanks for the amateur psychoanalysis, and the false assumptions about my relationship status and opinion towards women.
July 21, 2023, 11:38 AM
EdmondGo get that sports car or motorcycle you've been eying while it's going good!
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July 21, 2023, 11:38 AM
MikeinNCquote:
Originally posted by bcereuss:
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Originally posted by CPD SIG:
Sleep with one eye open!
Gripping your pillow tight?
Exit light
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CPD SIGquote:
Originally posted by old rugged cross:
geeesh rogue come on brother. I think he was joking. There are some of you guys that are so soured on relationships with women it is crazy.
Women are like dogs. A gift from God.
Seeing them as a curse say's something about ones ability to invest in a positive relationship with one.
I love my wife! And there isn't a damn thing that I wouldn't do for her. She loves me as well. One of the better things that have ever happened in my life.
I swear to you here and now, if the morning comes where I don't wake up, it's a 50/50 chance that my loving bride put the pillow over my head. Just sayin'
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"When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!"
“What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy
July 21, 2023, 11:47 AM
VeeperWell. That fun didn’t last. Sheesh guys.
“The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.”—H.L. Mencken July 21, 2023, 11:50 AM
chellim1quote:
Originally posted by pbslinger:
What should I do?
Enjoy it!
Women do go through periods of time where everything seems to get better.
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible."
-- Justice Janice Rogers Brown
"The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth."
-rduckwor July 21, 2023, 11:54 AM
HRKquote:
Originally posted by MikeinNC:
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Originally posted by bcereuss:
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Originally posted by CPD SIG:
Sleep with one eye open!
Gripping your pillow tight?
Exit light
Enter Night
July 21, 2023, 11:56 AM
bald1quote:
Originally posted by pbslinger:
My wife has been in a good mood two days in a row. What should I do?
At least no one suggested buying her more batteries.
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July 21, 2023, 12:01 PM
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Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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