Florida Man steals tractor, runs from Police, eats pavement
A man down in Florida didn’t make it too far after stealing a tractor from a 71-year-old. Police pulled the tractor over and began to handcuff the thief, then he decided to make a run for it.
That was a bad decision.
The officer chased him for about 25 yards before pulling out his taser and shooting him in the back. He immediately went limp and face-planted into the concrete
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October 03, 2018, 04:29 PM
HayesGreener
Great shot, good solid contact. zzzzzzzztt!
CMSGT USAF (Retired) Chief of Police (Retired)
October 03, 2018, 04:32 PM
HRK
All we needed was an anvil to fall from the sky and hit the guy, would have had to have ACME on the side of it though...
October 03, 2018, 04:36 PM
tatortodd
I like that they reported he faces multiple charges after that epic face plant.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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October 03, 2018, 04:48 PM
PHPaul
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Originally posted by tatortodd: I like that they reported he faces multiple charges after that epic face plant.
That tickled me too
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October 03, 2018, 04:50 PM
LS1 GTO
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Originally posted by tatortodd: I like that they reported he faces multiple charges after that epic face plant.
I wonder if the perp was hearing the song "On the Road Again" in his head as he was falling.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
October 03, 2018, 05:02 PM
craigcpa
Not smoking would probably allow him to run faster. Just another reason not to smoke.
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October 03, 2018, 05:18 PM
tatortodd
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Originally posted by craigcpa: Not smoking would probably allow him to run faster. Just another reason not to smoke.
I highly encourage all criminals to smoke and wear low rider pants. It makes it easier for the LEOs to catch 'em and makes for hours of entertainment on YouTube, LiveLeak, etc
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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October 03, 2018, 05:33 PM
RichardC
What an ass. Its his own damn phalt he had to go to medical.
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October 03, 2018, 05:36 PM
Sigmanic
Good shootin officer!
October 03, 2018, 05:41 PM
Edmond
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Originally posted by Jimbo54: Now that was an epic face plant.
Jim
That was worthy of Ric Flair.
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October 03, 2018, 07:02 PM
Sig2340
Pity there wasn't an 18 wheeler coming round that bend...
Nice is overrated
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October 03, 2018, 07:10 PM
TigerDore
October 03, 2018, 07:17 PM
drtenb330
Whoa...full flight, complete level hang, landing gear up, then whumpfff, full frontal face plant. That is gonna take some real heavy rains to clean up that asphalt. he won't have to worry about acne anymore.
October 03, 2018, 07:49 PM
1s1k
At this point do we need to even preface these stories with Florida.
October 03, 2018, 08:00 PM
ArtieS
He went all superfly 'n shit.
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
October 03, 2018, 08:07 PM
sigmonkey
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Originally posted by drtenb330: Whoa...full flight, complete level hang, landing gear up, then whumpfff, full frontal face plant. That is gonna take some real heavy rains to clean up that asphalt. he won't have to worry about acne anymore.
Yes. That does qualify as a sortie for the log book.
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