Guys, is your beach body not gonna happen again this year? Is your personality a resemblance of a soggy dish towel? Are you 40+ and still living with momma or roommates? Are the Gulf shrimp in the water bigger than, well, your shrimp?
Then feast your eyes on this appointment booker!! Your phone will be full of messages from Gulf Coast ditch chickens every Saturday and Sunday morning wanting to head out to the likes of Crab Island, Fort McCree, and Robinson Island. You won't be in their selfies, but you'll be forever in their hearts this summer for footing the fuel bill and providing all the hard seltzers and Fireball shots.
Summer is almost here and you need this '02 Pro-Line 25 foot walkaround cabin affectionately know as "The Casting Couch". She's water ready and ready to get wet! She's powered by a flawlessly running Mercury 225hp efi V6. Yep, it's a 2 stroke. Just like you. Four strokes are for guys that enjoy maintenance and quoting big horsepower numbers despite the extra weight as you scream past them with the sounds and smells of bald eagles bitch slapping buzzards off Bin Laden's left overs just to get a bite.
The cabin sleeps 2 comfortably. 4 if if you're lucky. Also makes a great Only Fans photo studio that they won't let you be a part of. She also has multiple phone charging stations and a Clarion/JL Audio stereo so you can listen to the same tractor rap country on repeat all day long. She's easy to clean after a long day of trying to figure out which one you want to take home that'll inevitably split like a foundation poured by DR Horton as soon as she sets foot back at the dock. But don't let that get you down, you're now a boat owner son. And that just means you can try it all over again next weekend with a whole new crew!
Get it before someone else beats you to it for just $21,900! Admit it, you wasted more than that in the same old bars and nightclubs just trying to get the attention of the ladies that'll now come flocking to you. I didn't name it the Casting Couch for no reason!
It would make a pretty sweet dive boat. If it was another year from now, I could see myself being interested. I love that it’s a 2 stroke. 1, because it’s simpler, and 2 because it makes environmentalists cry lol.
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”
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