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Wife doesn't like my new wine stopper.

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May 29, 2017, 04:44 PM
Tuckerrnr1
Wife doesn't like my new wine stopper.





What say the tribe?


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May 29, 2017, 04:58 PM
hjs157
That's pretty cool. Do you just pullet out?
May 29, 2017, 05:05 PM
darthfuster
quote:
Originally posted by hjs157:
That's pretty cool. Do you just pullet out?


Glass or beaker?



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May 29, 2017, 05:05 PM
Tuckerrnr1
Well done sir, big slice of raisin pie for you.


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May 29, 2017, 05:54 PM
Direkt
There are people out there that can't drink a bottle of wine in one sitting? That's like four glasses, come on now. Razz
May 29, 2017, 06:27 PM
nhtagmember
thats cool Big Grin



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May 29, 2017, 06:28 PM
rburg
quote:
Originally posted by Direkt:
There are people out there that can't drink a bottle of wine in one sitting? That's like four glasses, come on now. Razz


Don't be so stuffy. You unscrew the lid and drink the contents. No reason to choke your chicken.


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May 29, 2017, 06:29 PM
hile
Direkt: Some of us have to drive home when we meet up at friends' houses. And there's usually fireball involved too.
May 29, 2017, 06:30 PM
Jeff Yarchin
Love it. Have to find one of those for my wife Big Grin

https://www.amazon.com/Wine-St...ds=chicken+wine+cork
May 29, 2017, 06:31 PM
Jeff Yarchin
quote:
Originally posted by hjs157:
That's pretty cool. Do you just pullet out?


Big Grin
May 29, 2017, 06:34 PM
downtownv
Maybe she'd like these...

https://www.amazon.com/primerr...topper/dp/B01LW5SC7M

https://technigadgets.net/prod...-banana-wine-stopper


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May 29, 2017, 07:08 PM
Anush
Or one of these:

https://www.lwwarehouse.com/sp...am-Brandy-w6426812ud

or use it on this:

https://www.lwwarehouse.com/sp...ov-Brandy-w6221594yx


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May 29, 2017, 08:41 PM
sgalczyn
Sounds like a marital issue..............


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May 30, 2017, 12:58 AM
Sig2340
quote:
Originally posted by Direkt:
There are people out there that can't drink a bottle of wine in one sitting? That's like four glasses, come on now. Razz


Four glasses?

You're supposed to use glasses?





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May 30, 2017, 04:13 AM
pbslinger
The wine I buy comes with stoppers, they are called corks.
May 30, 2017, 05:02 AM
V-Tail
I have one of those stopper things but I can't figure out how to use it.






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May 30, 2017, 05:32 AM
joel9507
quote:
Originally posted by Tuckerrnr1:

What say the tribe?

"Hands Up, Don't Bake!"
May 30, 2017, 08:01 AM
Tuckerrnr1
quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
I have one of those stopper things but I can't figure out how to use it.




Apparently stabbing a big straw in it like its a Capri sun juice box will get you called an alcoholic. Bunch of squares.


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May 30, 2017, 08:04 AM
Green Highlander
Did she call it a party fowl?


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May 30, 2017, 08:31 AM
zoom6zoom
some folks just don't like coq au vin.




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