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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
 "The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke | ||
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Pakistan, its pretty lazy. "da evil Count Glockula."-Para | |||
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I'm semi-retired. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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Festina Lente |
‘check securing straps before using while truck is in motion” NRA Life Member - "Fear God and Dreadnaught" | |||
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"You want to get out of here. Talk to me." | |||
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No officer, that’s my back-up driver in his sleeping quarters. ——————————————— The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1 | |||
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“I’m not a doctor, but I did sleep under a semi last night.” | |||
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Funny Man |
Truck nuts. ______________________________ “I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.” ― John Wayne | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
 Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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Watch for bumps Used guns deserve a home too | |||
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Couldn’t afford a sleeper cab. | |||
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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum. |
Hopping trains is so last century. ================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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Coin Sniper |
"watch out for the big rocks" "Da daaa dada dada da daaaaaa" "oh shut uuuuuup..." Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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6 days on the road and I'm gonna make it home tonight ____ I'm filled with gratitude for the blessings I've received. | |||
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| Just for the hell of it  |
Have to know where to find the shade. _____________________________________ Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain. Jack Kerouac | |||
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I think this is the definitive, so I won't even attempt it. It does remind me of a stunt in 1990 by magic team Penn and Teller: | |||
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This guy needs to lose weight. Talk about having a spare tire.... Si vis pacem, para bellum | |||
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Certified Plane Pusher |
When it's siesta time, it's siesta time. Situation awareness is defined as a continuous extraction of environmental information, integration of this information with previous knowledge to form a coherent mental picture in directing further perception and anticipating future events. Simply put, situational awareness mean knowing what is going on around you. | |||
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I actually saw something similar in Egypt last November/ December. Not a hammock, but they dropped the under-bed tool box lids down horizontal and slept on them. Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. - Dave Barry "Never go through life saying 'I should have'..." - quote from the 9/11 Boatlift Story (thanks, sdy for posting it) | |||
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Chip away the stone |
Asleep at the wheels. | |||
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