June 16, 2017, 10:49 AM
nhtagmemberATC Humor - not mine
While flying in New York air space 'I' heard this controller:
Controller: Piper turn right 20 degrees.
No response
Controller: Piper turn right 20 degrees
Still no response (must have seen Piper turn on screen)
Controller: Piper instead of nodding your head, key your mic and answer me!!!
June 16, 2017, 11:31 AM
V-TailController: "Make a right 360 for spacing."
(A 360 degree turn at standard rate takes two minutes)
Pilot: "Our fuel burn is $350.00 / minute."
Controller: "Make a seven hundred dollar turn."