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| Peace through superior firepower  |
It's much funnier than it sounds. Language warning https://x.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/2013706160784773306 | ||
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| Lawyers, Guns and Money  |
Now I want a cattle farm...  "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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| SIGforum's Indian Off the Reservation  |
Ah, the joys of rural living. Damn Loretta... Mike You can run, but you cannot hide. If you won't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them. | |||
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delicately calloused |
Like raising 4 boys You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Not quite right |
Been there, done that.  As a teenager my dad assigned me the job of getting the cows out of the f'ing road and back in their f'ing pasture when they'd lean over the top of the fence to get the greener/taller grass on the other side and break the f'ing fence and we'd get a call from a neighbor, the CHP or the S.O. that our f'ing cows were in the road again. I became an expert at patching f'ing barbed wire fences.  | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
I saw a print out of a deputy sheriff’s report one time that said he rolled to a report of a husband and wife having a very loud argument. Turns out, “they were just moving cattle.” _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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I think he goes by Unhinged Ranger or something like that on Instagram. Dude's pretty funny. Train how you intend to Fight Remember - Training is not sparring. Sparring is not fighting. Fighting is not combat. | |||
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Loretta you're going to f'ing Burgertown  | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
From my buddy who runs a few cattle on his 22 acres:  Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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| Savor the limelight |
You’re right. | |||
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One late fall evening, going home from work, passing near Mendota, IL, suddenly I see just a whole bunch of glowing eyes. A dozen-or-so Black Angus cows in the middle of the road. I turned around and went to a house I'd just passed, rang the doorbell and said to the farmer, "Your fence sprung a leak!" He thought for just about a second, then laughed and went out to do some night herding. -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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| Fill your hands you son of a bitch |
Way back when I was a little guy my Grandpa would walk out by the barn and start yelling "Ca Boss, Ca boss, Ca boss" and the whole herd of Holsteins would come on a dead run to him from out on the pasture. | |||
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| Looking at life thru a windshield  |
Reminds me of Rufus and Redford. | |||
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55 years ago my older brother was teasing my Grandfathers bull, it chased him through a sticker bush and into a creek! I still tease him about that. | |||
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Very similar to what I saw during my recent airport experiences. At least the level of intellect of those being mooved. Pun intended. | |||
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https://www.facebook.com/reel/878372121272624 Don't mess with the funny looking cattles (How do we embed a facebook video?) | |||
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32nd degree |
"only thing dumber than a cow is the fella trying to make a living off 'em" ___________________  "the world doesn't end til yer dead, 'til then there's more beatin's in store, stand it like a man, and give some back" Al Swearengen | |||
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That one looks like AI to me, MC's kickstand is down, and AFAIK a moose cannot do a left cross with a front hoof. -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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His Royal Hiney |
"You're going to burger town!" LOL "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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My cows only understand 4 letter words. "I, however, place economy among the first and most important republican virtues, and public debt as the greatest of the dangers to be feared." Thomas Jefferson | |||
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