So Jelly always wants to sleep on her chair, and Bella at my feet on the couch. But they swap spaces and then bother me as if I’m the mediator and they can’t solve the problem on their own. It’s all grunts and kicks and stares until they are happy.

So I have to move them with whistles, air kisses, and pets.

That's their way of letting you know, they know, who's boss.

They just want reassurance that their conclusion is valid.

Therefore, the order of the day is: whistles, air kisses, and pets.

"As you were..."