A: One can of Vienna sausages + One can of sardines.
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April 01, 2021, 02:38 PM
drill sgt
while walking down the shopping isle today a can of Bourbon BBQ flavored sauce Vienna Sausage jumped off the shelf and into my hand then dropped them into the shopping cart. just finished eating the contents straight out of the can. Will have to get some more for later. this is not a April Fools Joke..................................... drill sgt.This message has been edited. Last edited by: drill sgt,
April 01, 2021, 05:27 PM
selogic
quote:
Originally posted by drill sgt: while walking down the shopping isle today a can of Bourbon BBQ flavored sauce Vienna Sausage jumped off the shelf and into my hand then dropped them into the shopping cart. just finished eating the contents straight out of the can. Will have to get some more for later. this is not a April Fools Joke..................................... drill sgt.
There are 12 varieties of SPAM . That's right , 12 . Step up your game and live a little .
April 01, 2021, 05:35 PM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by selogic:
quote:
Originally posted by drill sgt: while walking down the shopping isle today a can of Bourbon BBQ flavored sauce Vienna Sausage jumped off the shelf and into my hand then dropped them into the shopping cart. just finished eating the contents straight out of the can. Will have to get some more for later. this is not a April Fools Joke..................................... drill sgt.
There are 12 varieties of SPAM . That's right , 12 . Step up your game and live a little .
Sorry, I'm not drill sgt but I'll stick with the original version. I don't like flavored potato chips or popcorn, either. I'm a simple guy (really).
flashguy
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April 01, 2021, 05:40 PM
Flash-LB
Time marches on. There are now 13 different types of spam:
Today, there are 13 different varieties of Spam — classic, less sodium, lite, hot & spicy, Black Pepper, Jalapeño, spread, singles, singles lite, hickory smoke, bacon, cheese, and roasted turkey. The Jalapeño and Black Pepper selections were introduced for Spam’s 75th anniversary.
April 01, 2021, 05:46 PM
RichardC
You guys are spamming a Vienna Sausage thread.
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April 01, 2021, 05:47 PM
bronicabill
I voted "Other" as I've only eaten them once in recent years, and really did NOT like the flavor or texture of them whatsoever! I don't have a mutt to feed them to, so that option is out the window.
However, I will not rule them out completely until I've tried your trick of frying them up before eating, so they *might* still be an option! Regarding Spam, I'll eat it fried or straight out of the can; doesn't matter to me (ground worms or not)!
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April 01, 2021, 05:52 PM
bronicabill
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Originally posted by Dreamerx4: I can't get past the texture, or rather lack of texture.
No matter how much you cook it, just can't get it to seem like meat.
At least spam can get tough. Spam and Egg with cheese and mayo, good! Salt intake is covered for following week as well.
But, vienna sausages.... no, more like vienna jello.
No, just no for me.
Best description I've heard of them so far... and 100% accurate according to the way I see/taste them! Both on the vienna's and the spam!
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April 01, 2021, 05:59 PM
bronicabill
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Originally posted by mbinky: <<snip>>
SPAM is the Gentleman’s treat. Something to be enjoyed after a game of polo, or perhaps snacked on after the opera. Making a SPAM dinner for that special someone the first time you invite her over says “Yes, I am a Gentleman and I can cook. I may even show you my riding crop”.
Vienna sausages, on the other hand, are the commoner’s food. Best enjoyed at 0300 in the morning when you are coming down from a coke fueled binge of Steven Segal movies and shots of Goldschläger , wondering if you can get the dead hooker out of your bedroom before mom gets off her shift at the Waffle House.
No comparison. SPAM all the way.
Now THAT was just freakin' hilarious!!!
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April 01, 2021, 06:01 PM
vthoky
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Originally posted by RichardC: You guys are spamming a Vienna Sausage thread.
Baaaa-hahahaha!!
God bless America.
April 01, 2021, 06:09 PM
john crusher
Back when I was 15, my cousin and I were fly-fishing with our Grandpa and stopped by a gas station and we each got a can and a bag of chips. Grandpa didn't say a word. Later that afternoon we took a break and popped the tops and started munching on them and that's when Grandpa had to say something. He asked us if we knew what they were made from and we said no. He told us they were made from "Unborn Critters". That was almost 52 years ago and I've never touched them since !
April 01, 2021, 07:39 PM
ersatzknarf
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Originally posted by bronicabill:
quote:
Originally posted by mbinky: <<snip>>
SPAM is the Gentleman’s treat. Something to be enjoyed after a game of polo, or perhaps snacked on after the opera. Making a SPAM dinner for that special someone the first time you invite her over says “Yes, I am a Gentleman and I can cook. I may even show you my riding crop”.
Vienna sausages, on the other hand, are the commoner’s food. Best enjoyed at 0300 in the morning when you are coming down from a coke fueled binge of Steven Segal movies and shots of Goldschläger , wondering if you can get the dead hooker out of your bedroom before mom gets off her shift at the Waffle House.
No comparison. SPAM all the way.
Now THAT was just freakin' hilarious!!!
Good grief, YES!!!
ROTFLMAO!
April 01, 2021, 07:46 PM
Warhorse
I have heard that a 40oz beer, and can of Vienna sausages makes a good working mans lunch. Not that I ever did that when I used to work!
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April 01, 2021, 07:50 PM
ersatzknarf
Ha!
Didja rinse 'em or straight up outta the can?
April 01, 2021, 08:01 PM
Warhorse
Pop the top, drain the juice, enjoy!
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April 01, 2021, 08:08 PM
ersatzknarf
Ahhhhhh, gotcha
April 02, 2021, 06:56 AM
bronicabill
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Originally posted by flashguy: <<snip>> I don't like flavored potato chips or popcorn, either. I'm a simple guy (really).
flashguy
You're just a flash in the pan... LOL
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April 02, 2021, 09:21 AM
lyman
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Originally posted by drill sgt: give me a tube of saltine crackers and a can or two of vienna sausages/ can of soda pop which made for a quick lunch while in the boat while fishing on the bayou/river. Or maybe a can or two of potted meat. Did not know and still do not want to known contents. Sort of like chicken nuggets make up. ................................. drill sgt.
grew up eating the Sausages, hate potted meat, and can tolerate deviled ham, saltines and a beverage
wife hates the Vienna, but liked potted meat when she was a kid,
my tastes have changed, and they now taste like a gooey pile of salt to me,
we had a cat that absolutely loved the juice, he would follow me around as soon as I popped the can,
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April 02, 2021, 09:26 AM
MelissaDallas
This thread made me smile. My Dad loved Vienna Sausages and Potted Meat. Of course, he would also stand at the kitchen counter spreading Miracle Whip on saltines and eating them. He died las year and I sure miss him.
April 02, 2021, 10:22 AM
selogic
We always looked at Viennas as " survival food " . I worked for Power Companies for 40 years . When you have been out all night and get hungry , somebody was always able to dig under the seat of their truck or in the back of a tool bin and come up with a couple of beat up cans of Vienna Sausage. NEVER check the expiration date . Goes good with warm Gatorade . The good old days ...
