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Get my pies outta the oven! |
It's kind of snarky but also seems a bit self-congratulatory and I'm wondering if his cause of death was actually suicide? If so, that was a total selfish asshole move leaving teenage kids behind like that with no Dad: 'I have completed my shift as the great American cliché': Surgeon and Army veteran pens incredible obituary to himself before his death aged 48 I find the whole thing a little odd | ||
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Little ray of sunshine |
He certainly was an odd duck. It does make you wonder about suicide, but on the other hand, maybe he had a fatal diseases and knew it was time to write the obituary. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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Odd yes. The inability to nail down cause of death seems to indicate possible suicide as well. His entire “story” screams out over compensation. Hope his family was left in good shape going forward. | |||
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Caribou gorn |
sounds like a guy who THOUGHT he was really funny. I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. | |||
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Casuistic Thinker and Daoist |
Sounds like most surgeons I've known Reading the whole obit, it actually is pretty amusing...putting death in it's proper prospective No, Daoism isn't a religion | |||
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Member |
Egocentric individual. Has an inflated sense of self. Should have taken some writing courses. If he wanted a statment he should have had his remains shot out of a cannon like Hunter Thompson. | |||
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Drug Dealer |
^ ^ ^ ^ Maybe he wasn't the right caliber for that. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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Hmmm... NMU Grad. The institution known locally as "Not Much Upstairs". End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Member |
^^^^^^^^^ Clever hahhha | |||
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Get my pies outta the oven! |
Is it possible the entire thing is some elaborate joke or hoax? Seems like it would be a total dick move to pull that on your family though, unless they are in on it as well. | |||
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Member |
I didn't find the obit funny all. Sounds like suicide to me as well. | |||
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Member |
NMU… Where the “N” stands for nowledge! "Shoot lower, Sheriff, They're ridin' shetlands" May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco? | |||
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Member |
According to the local news media: a group of teachers in the Tucson Unified School District wrote their own obituaries a few months ago after being ordered to return to work. Is seems they were too scared to teach a group of kids in classroom, but willing to receive their pay. After the laughter died down, no more was heard from that group of scared sheep. ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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Casuistic Thinker and Daoist |
Writing your own obit is a not an uncommon English exercise in high school No, Daoism isn't a religion | |||
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Muzzle flash aficionado |
For most kids it would be pretty short. I have written an autobiography to provide source material for whoever speaks at my funeral. I do NOT expect it to be read, or even a lot of it it to be used. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
Concur that is was strange and humorless Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Eye on the Silver Lining |
The way I interpret it, he wrote it for his family, trying to get them to smile through their tears. I don’t get the sense of a suicide- not unless he had a terminal illness already pushing him out the door. I’d say he likely had a terminal illness, though. After all, if he’s dead, the family would have been the likely ones who published it. I found it sad, but trying to be cheerful, or make someone smile. Perhaps he, or his wife, or one of those young kids, couldn’t bear reading a somber description of his life, list of achievements, the stereotypical obit. So he punched it up a little. __________________________ "Trust, but verify." | |||
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