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What the hell kind of spider is this?

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May 01, 2017, 03:55 PM
JonDaddy82
What the hell kind of spider is this?
It looked scary, so it had to die. The Wolf spiders I leave alone because I know they mean no harm, but this little bastard looked dangerous in my garage. What kind was it?








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May 01, 2017, 03:58 PM
Lord Vaalic
There is only one kind.... Creepy ass and dead




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May 01, 2017, 04:00 PM
arfmel
Brown Widow, I think. I could be wrong. I have been, before.

After looking at this, I think it may be an Orb Weaver. It appears to have spines on its legs.

http://cisr.ucr.edu/brown_widow_spider.html


I'd probly kill the shit out of it, if it was in my hut or dwelling.
May 01, 2017, 04:02 PM
craglawnmanor
Why do I open these threads?? Eek
Now it's off to get the propane tank refilled, as summer is almost here!!!


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May 01, 2017, 04:07 PM
Gustofer
Normal and harmless garden spider, ready to lay a couple thousand eggs. Good on you for killing her dead.

Strong work.


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May 01, 2017, 04:11 PM
Mars_Attacks
That particular common brown house spider EATS Brown Recluses.

Not kidding.

It's one of the good guys.


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May 01, 2017, 04:12 PM
HRK
best get it out of the house, if she pops thousands of micro spiders are going to run off and hide, waiting to get you...


May 01, 2017, 04:26 PM
JonDaddy82
quote:
Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
That particular common brown house spider EATS Brown Recluses.

Not kidding.

It's one of the good guys.


Dammit!

Gets more creepy. Last night as I come home and prepare to open my door...I see a shadow for some reason. Bust out the trusty iPhone flashlight and BAM! This big ol' sumbitch was waiting for me.



Needless to way, I went in the side door.


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May 01, 2017, 04:29 PM
Dbltap
quote:
Originally posted by Gustofer:
Normal and harmless garden spider, ready to lay a couple thousand eggs. Good on you for killing her dead.

Strong work.


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May 01, 2017, 04:32 PM
12131
quote:
Brown Widow, I think.

Yep, spawn of the Brown Recluse and the Black Widow. Big Grin


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May 01, 2017, 04:38 PM
Balzé Halzé
What about this guy? Should I be worried about this little guy?




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May 01, 2017, 04:39 PM
12131
^^^^ Nah, half a scorpion is no threat.


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May 01, 2017, 04:42 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
I'm with Marzy on the brown house spider...they are good ones...except they shit on everything that's under them and it's some more tenacious stuff to remove sometimes...

That's a big girl there...probably made a ton of babies (and they have been known to return to avenge their mothers death) Eek

Best to sleep with panty hose stretched over your head for a few nights...keeps the babies out of your ears, nose and mouth...until they forget what you did to mom Big Grin


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May 01, 2017, 07:13 PM
msfzoe
Have an aerosol spray of carb cleaner at the ready.
Spray and literally watch them emulsify and die.
May 01, 2017, 07:18 PM
Sig2340
quote:
Originally posted by JonDaddy82:
quote:
Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
That particular common brown house spider EATS Brown Recluses.

Not kidding.

It's one of the good guys.


Dammit!

Gets more creepy. Last night as I come home and prepare to open my door...I see a shadow for some reason. Bust out the trusty iPhone flashlight and BAM! This big ol' sumbitch was waiting for me.

Needless to way, I went in the side door.


Not carrying a gun, eh?





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May 01, 2017, 07:38 PM
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May 01, 2017, 07:44 PM
MikeinNC
Mrs. Mike mentioned that there was a spider at the mailbox last week....I finally meandered out there and found a Black Widow

Guess who got stabbed to DEATH by a handcuff key???

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She hates spiders and I would burn the earth down for her...so spiders die.



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May 01, 2017, 07:57 PM
flashguy
JD82, that one by your door looked like a Wolf Spider to me. They're big and scary, but not much of a threat. I'd leave it alone. (Now, in the bedroom would be a different matter--I'd try to catch it and put it outside.)

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May 01, 2017, 08:21 PM
cslinger
FFS the storms here bother be enough and now you show me that big bastard on your door!!! I am afraid Spring Hill is going to have to burn now.

Now I know why Sherman burned everything along with he way. Smile

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May 01, 2017, 09:27 PM
JonDaddy82
I left the big Wolf spider alone. Figured he'd help with my Japanese beetle invasion, that, and I didn't have an AK on me at the time to battle him with. I don't think 9mm would have done the trick!


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