Over the last two weeks I've seen two very strange things in the restroom. I am sure there are stranger, tell me your story.

Here's a few to get us started:

1) Two weeks ago in the airport I am walking behind some guy carrying his daughter (I presume). They head into the men's room right before me, and he proceeds to the middle stall, and whips it out right in front of his daughter who is sitting on his hip. Seeing this, I head straight for the stall instead. Would he want me whipping mine out in front of his daughter too? What the heck? Worst part was right next to the door for the men's lav was the family restroom. Who bypasses the family restroom to take daughter into men's room, then holds her while pissing at the stall?

2) Today I walk into bathroom and dude at the stall next to me is checking email or whatever on his phone while pissing. I am not risking my $900 cell phone trying to pull that off, nor would I want to pull the phone back out if I dropped it.

3) Few years back in airport bathroom I walk in to see a guy shaving himself, and partially through putting on a suit. Who shaves and gets dressed in public restroom?

People are very weird.

Disturbing writing on the walls. Found out it was a meeting place.

Found a dude snoozing peacefully on the floor under the sinks once. In Chicago.

I have changed clothes in a public restroom--it's more private than doing it in the lobby.... One is not always able to juggle one's schedule to provide time back to a hotel room or home for a change of clothes between occasions.

The oddest thing I've seen in a restroom is a little TV screen on the wall above the urinals. I presume it was there to allow the pisseur to keep up with what was happening on a sports field while satisfying a nature call.

And then there are the cute signs: "We aim to please; you aim, too, please" and "Our aim is to keep this place clean--your aim will help". (Even cuter: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie".)

flashguy

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And then there are the cute signs: "We aim to please; you aim, too, please" and "Our aim is to keep this place clean--your aim will help". (Even cuter: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie".)

flashguy

The main range at Ben Avery used to have a sign above the urinals in the men's room,

"We strive for accuracy small bores and sub-gauges take a step forward."

I opened the bathroom door at work once and there was a customer in the center urinal, leaning back either taking pictures or video of himself taking a leak. I just slowly backed out of the doorway and decided I could wait a bit.

Cross country road trip once I saw several members of what I assumed to be a family taking "baths" at the sinks.

Couple of years before on another road trip there was a guy sitting on a picnic table talking to himself while holding a large hunting knife. I decided to continue down the road. This was back before cell phones and this was a rustic roadside park with no phones for miles so I could not call in on this. And I did not see any police to flag down either.

Went to use the restroom in a medical clinic which I knew to be a "one holer" the door was unlocked. I proceeded to enter when I seen a guy standing in front of the mirror and sink buck ass naked. No clue what he was doing and didn't stick around to ask.

Went into a Wal Mart bathroom and some guy was laying on the floor inside one of the shitter stalls. I could only see his head under the door he was facing me and I thought he was dead. His eyes were open and they looked dead. I asked him "Are you all right sir?" I was surprised when he responded "Yes, fine" I left and found an employee and said I think you need to clean up your restroom.

There's a Bar & Grill locally that has urinals shaped like an open female mouth with red lipstick. I don't know if that's weird, but it is certainly thought provoking.

Jim

I took my Son to an AC/DC concert when he was 15. we witnessed a young lady peeing in the sink in one of the men's bathrooms. Yes, there was a line for the women's restroom as well as the men's.

Maybe not weird but I've seen LOTS of sex back in the NYC disco days. Both hetero and homo, and then along came the AIDS epidemic...

#2. Everywhere. Absolutely everywhere. No idea how. Everywhere.

My phone number, with...

“For a good time call ***-***-****”

Saw a bum sleeping on the floor his face was on the floor with his tongue hanging out touch the floor.

Senator Larry Craig with his wide stance and proclamation that he was not gay. Now a lobbyist for the timber industry.

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we witnessed a young lady peeing in the sink in one of the men's bathrooms. Yes, there was a line for the women's restroom as well as the men's.

This, but she was not peeing in the sink. She was bent over and had her butt in the urinal.

#2 perfectly placed in the middle of the floor at a truck stop in Claude, TX.

Picture perfect.

A fancy restaurant / hotel back east, or was it Vegas, had a shoe shiner (person not machine) in the men's room, all set up for business.

Another place had a restroom attendant who handed you a towel. That's a crappy job.

In Amsterdam, there's a public restroom where you have to pay the older lady attendant after you enter for the use of the toilet. She just kind-a sits in a booth in the restroom and collects the money.

Stopped in one of the road side rest areas just insice the Az Cali border on I10.

Plecenta, blood, that explained the ambulence.

Wife told me , before i could that there two ladies in the womens bathroom in labor.

After an unfortunate string of opening doors to single terlet restaurant restrooms and catching dudes standing there mid wipe I've been scarred. There's a lock on the door for a reason man. Don't get mad that I opened an unlocked door.

I'm all for the girls at concerts that plant their ass into a sink or urinal in the mens room. I know it's bogus that I'd get arrested for doing the same thing but hats off to them for not caring.