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August 29, 2017, 08:46 PM
FRANKT
Fig Newtons
Love 'em. Like the Little Debbie brand just as much, maybe a little better.


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August 29, 2017, 08:52 PM
sigmonkey
Nope.

Hate the nasty thangs!




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August 29, 2017, 08:52 PM
arcwelder
quote:
Originally posted by 12GA:
Love me some Fig Newtons! Not a fan of other fruited Newtons though. I can easily down a sleeve of the original Fig Newtons with a tall glass of cold milk. Smile


Yeah, I've always liked Fig Newtons, but other flavors are gross.


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August 29, 2017, 08:54 PM
craglawnmanor
I love them. Smile


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August 29, 2017, 09:03 PM
ARman
quote:
Originally posted by cheesegrits:
quote:
Originally posted by ARman:
I love them! But figs are not good for kidney stones, so I enjoy them very rarely. Frown

Didn't know figs aren't good for kidney stones. Learn something new here at SF all the time!

Luckily for my kidneys, I don't like fig newtons. My husband loves them.


Oh, I know. I have a whole list of things that are not good if you are a kidney stone producer like I am. Just a FYI nuts, especially peanuts are bad to, I can live without peanuts but the others, come on!

Oh, for coffee lovers, bad to! This is the end of today's PSA!

Still love me some Fig Newtons!


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August 29, 2017, 09:25 PM
mark60
Fig Newtons are the best cookie in the world bar none.
August 29, 2017, 09:30 PM
m58
I love me some Fig Newtons. The only problem is that once I get started I can not stop eating them.


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August 29, 2017, 10:13 PM
shoupdawg
https://vimeo.com/145444333

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August 29, 2017, 10:16 PM
RogueJSK
I love them. They're one of my favorite sweet snacks.

The Aldi brand ones are even better than the name brand ones.
August 29, 2017, 10:29 PM
flashguy
They're OK and I occasionally buy some. Have only had one kidney stone, some years ago, and did not know there was a connection to figs.

My favorite cookie is no longer on any store shelves in my area: Archway soft molasses cookies--the smaller iced version is available but not the big round uniced ones.

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August 29, 2017, 10:37 PM
PeterGV
Wow. Yeah, I like them. I just haven't thought of them in a long while. Now I need some. And I need them badly.
August 29, 2017, 11:56 PM
AGFNTB
As a kid my dad would always buy these when we too k road trips. Still to this day I cannot take a road trip without adding a box (or 2) of Fig Newtons to snack on Big Grin
August 29, 2017, 11:57 PM
TheFrontRange
Love 'em! I'm not so sure about some of the flavors that have been added to the Newton lineup over time - I just want the originals.



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August 30, 2017, 12:04 AM
airsoft guy
I'm a fan. I'll sometimes refer to them as "Fag Newtons", so when I got some strawberry flavored ones I asked my girlfriend, "You want a Strawberry Queer?" It took her a second to get it, but she got it, and she laughed. This is important.



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August 30, 2017, 01:28 AM
Nuclear
I like the fat-free ones, but for flavor rather than any health reason. I also found that eating them with walnuts mimics the taste of baklava rather closely.
August 30, 2017, 02:37 AM
sjtill
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I also found that eating them with walnuts mimics the taste of baklava rather closely.


Hmmm...very interesting. Somewhat similar to our discovery that eating dates with cream cheese was much like eating cheesecake.


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August 30, 2017, 06:43 AM
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Oh, yeah...life time club member.



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August 30, 2017, 07:15 AM
hberttmank
Yep I like them.



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August 30, 2017, 08:11 AM
V-Tail
quote:
Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles:
I love em. Even found the Walmart brand are just as good as the name brands.
I don't buy them that often, but when I do, I get them at Aldi.

A couple of them -- no, not a whole sleeve -- with my morning coffee.



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August 30, 2017, 08:15 AM
rsbolo
I love Fig Newtons as well. I always feel just a bit weird buying them.

"Let's see here...cookie aisle, Oreo, nah...Chips Ahoy, no....Nutter Butter, hmmm no. Fig Newtons! Oh man!"


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