When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
March 14, 2017, 03:43 PM
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So how are things at the Paper Moon? You need to take Dick Burg there for a full roundhouse.
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March 14, 2017, 04:18 PM
striperkid
The Man's Valentines.
March 14, 2017, 04:33 PM
rduckwor
Yesterday was National Nap Day, and today this! I'm liking the way this week is shaping up.
RMD
TL Davis: “The Second Amendment is special, not because it protects guns, but because its violation signals a government with the intention to oppress its people…” Remember: After the first one, the rest are free.
March 14, 2017, 04:46 PM
entropy
No kidding. May have to take a week of vacation next year this time!
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March 14, 2017, 04:46 PM
parallel
I feel like Charley Brown on Halloween...
A penny saved is a government oversight.
March 14, 2017, 05:05 PM
Balzé Halzé
quote:
Originally posted by rduckwor: Yesterday was National Nap Day, and today this! I'm liking the way this week is shaping up.
RMD
Nap day oughta be tomorrow, eh?
~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country
Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
March 14, 2017, 05:20 PM
Rolan_Kraps
I'm not getting either.
Rolan Kraps SASS Regulator Gainesville, Georgia. NRA Range Safety Officer NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home
March 14, 2017, 06:25 PM
zoom6zoom
It's just Pie day for me, and i had to bake my own. ETA: Chery Peach with oatmeal crumble top, if anyone cares. This message has been edited. Last edited by: zoom6zoom, March 14, 2017 08:48 PM
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
March 14, 2017, 06:38 PM
darthfuster
I can get my own steak, but....
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
March 14, 2017, 08:23 PM
vthoky
quote:
Originally posted by parallel: I feel like Charley Brown on Halloween...
That's the situation in my house too, brother.
Dangit.
God bless America.
March 14, 2017, 08:28 PM
Snapping Twig
Apparently we're part of a fundamentalist sect that not only doesn't celebrate this day, but physically attacks those that suggest we should.
Going for bandages as we speak...
March 14, 2017, 08:39 PM
Georgeair
shhhhhh - story here is this is the day for neither instead of one or the other!!!
You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02
March 14, 2017, 08:43 PM
jimb888
It's a scientific fat that BJ's end shortly after marriage. There's a lot speculation on why, and a lot of federal grant money for Universities to study it - but no solid answers yet.
Enjoy yer steaks.
March 14, 2017, 08:45 PM
Jim Shugart
quote:
...BJ's end shortly after marriage...
Yeah, like milliseconds after marriage.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
March 14, 2017, 09:01 PM
vthoky
quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
quote:
...BJ's end shortly after marriage...
Yeah, like milliseconds after marriage.
Dammit.
God bless America.
March 14, 2017, 09:04 PM
Balzé Halzé
quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
quote:
...BJ's end shortly after marriage...
Yeah, like milliseconds after marriage.
Y'all should really marry a French woman.
Just saying...
~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country
Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
March 14, 2017, 09:46 PM
parallel
quote:
Originally posted by jimb888: It's a scientific fat that BJ's end shortly after marriage. There's a lot speculation on why, and a lot of federal grant money for Universities to study it - but no solid answers yet.
Enjoy yer steaks.
Well... I guess we were the exception as we were married for nearly 20 years... then... kids. THAT is when the BJs and damned near every other physical affection dies. At first, we're both just exhausted... then... the kids are afraid to sleep in their own bed, then... it's to noisy, the kids might hear. Lucky for me my girl friend doesn't have kids.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
March 14, 2017, 10:02 PM
thunderson
quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster: I can get my own steak, but....
To be fair...if the other was an option I'd never leave the house.
I have the heart of a lion.......and a lifetime ban from the Toronto Zoo.- Unknown
March 14, 2017, 10:05 PM
Balzé Halzé
quote:
Originally posted by thunderson:
quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster: I can get my own steak, but....
To be fair...if the other was an option I'd never leave the house.
Indeed. It's like that old joke, why does a dog lick his balls....
~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country
Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
I feel like Charley Brown on Halloween... 
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