http://www.al.com/news/birming...ml#incart_river_home

Lawmen are searching for two Birmingham brothers charged in a suspected burglary at a Center Point cell phone store where one of them was the assistant manager.

Vincent Warren Long, 28, and Joseph Daniel Long, 21, both are charged with first-degree theft, said Jefferson County sheriff's Chief Deputy Randy Christian. They remain at large.

Deputies responded about 1 a.m. on June 4, 2017 to a burglary alarm at the T-Mobile store on Center Point Parkway. Deputies contacted the store manager who met them at the scene and found 113 cell phones, as well as a large amount cash, missing from the store, Christian said.

A sheriff's detective assigned to the case checked surrounding businesses for video surveillance cameras. A nearby ATM was found to have a camera that had a clear view of the front of the T-Mobile store, and a review of that video showed two men both wearing T-Mobile shirts loading items into their vehicles after the store had closed.

The detective interviewed the employees of the store. Only three employees had keys to the store and the safe combination.

The investigation showed that the Long brothers had committed the theft and staged it to appear as a burglary to deflect suspicion of them. Vincent Warren Long was the assistant store manager, and his brother, Joseph Daniel Long, also was employed by T-Mobile.

"You give someone a job, a promotion and your trust and this is how they repay you,'' Christian said. "That's pretty sad."

Morons are everywhere.

Brothers. Huh.

Freshman year of college i took a part time job at Arbys. One of the worst jobs i ever had. One of the managers (not too much older than i was] was married to a very pretty and extremely nice woman - but decided he wanted to run off with his druggy do-nothing girlfriend instead, so he and the girlfriend broke in and stole all the money from the safe and took off. They didn't make it far before they were both caught.

Fuckin morons.

I can't get over just how stunningly stupid that is. Just remarkably stupid.

they are a shining example - stellar almost - in stupid

just when you thought it couldn't get any more bizarre along comes someone that proves you wrong

Can you see me now?

The left side is a scary place.

If criminals were smart, prisons would be empty. The same "intelligence" averages apply to cops.

Car dealerships in the area of one I worked at in the late 70's were getting hit for radios and tires. Thief was confronted middle of the day by our prep manager in the back of the lot, he then started running. Abandoned his car loaded with stolen parts.

Cops ran his plates, got his name. As they are searching his car while still looking for him one saw a book on the back floor, one of the hardcover USMC Boot Camp yearbooks. He opened it up, looked up his name, there he was. A BIG circle in Magic Marker, arrow to the bottom of the page with the sentence "Here I am".

At least he was helpful by leaving a picture behind.......

smart guys would have worn shirts from someplace they DIDN'T work.