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Yo Kentucky, what's up? NSFW
March 09, 2026, 01:34 PM
Johnny 3eaglesYo Kentucky, what's up? NSFW
HENDERSON, Ky. (WKRC) - A Kentucky man was arrested after he allegedly engaged in sexual activity with a deceased animal.
According to WEHT, Allen Osborne was taken into custody after he allegedly engaged in sexual relations with a dead deer.
When speaking with the outlet, the Central City Police Department said that a man was driving through an area in Muhlenberg County when he noticed a man allegedly engaged in sexual intercourse with a deer on the side of the road.
The witness then called 911, per the report.
When law enforcement arrived on the scene, they reportedly found Osborne covered in deer fur and blood, according to the outlet.
Osborne was arrested and charged with the following, per WEHT's report:
Sexual crimes against animals
He was taken to the Muhlenberg County Detention Center, where he is being held.
News link for you sick bastages!
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March 09, 2026, 02:05 PM
Jupiterquote:
Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles:
A Kentucky man was arrested after he allegedly engaged in sexual activity with a deceased animal.
He will have a tough time rebuilding his reputation after that one.
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March 09, 2026, 02:13 PM
snorisPaddle faster, I hear banjos…
March 09, 2026, 02:20 PM
oddball
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March 09, 2026, 04:54 PM
Puckpilot78In the immortal words of Homer Simpson: Doe!
Mongo only pawn in game of life... March 09, 2026, 04:55 PM
flesheatingvirusSide of the road? Dude, at least pull it into the woods. Come on, man!
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March 09, 2026, 04:56 PM
RipleyKentucky Man, giving Florida Man a run for his money.
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. March 09, 2026, 05:00 PM
bdylanHaha.. let's not judge the guy on his worst day!
March 09, 2026, 05:11 PM
bertoHe was confused about the mounting part. Allegedly.
March 09, 2026, 06:06 PM
12GAquote:
Originally posted by berto:
He was confused about the mounting part. Allegedly.
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March 09, 2026, 07:00 PM
jljonesquote:
Originally posted by Puckpilot78:
In the immortal words of Homer Simpson: Doe!
Ummmm
It was a buck…..
And he had blood in his beard.
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March 09, 2026, 07:20 PM
bcereuss(With apologies to the Irish)
A Kentuckian walks into a bar and sits next to a really old guy drinking a beer. And the old guy asks, “Did you see that wall on your way into town?” And the Kentuckian says, “Yeah.” And the old guy says, “I built that wall with my own two hands. But do they call me Osborne the Mason? Noooo.”
Then the old guy asks, “Did you see those cabinets on your way into the bar?” And Kentuckian says, “Yeah.” And the old guy says, “I built those cabinets with my own two hands. But do they call me Osborne the Carpenter? Noooo.”
Then the old guy asks, “Did you see the iron gates on the way into town?” And the Kentuckian says, “Yeah.” And the old guy says, “I built those gates with my own two hands. But do they call me Osborne the Smith? Noooo.”
“But fuck one dead deer…”
March 09, 2026, 08:26 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going.
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March 09, 2026, 08:33 PM
229DAKWhere's PETA when you need them? You'd think they would be protesting outside the jail to have the guy hung by the neck at sundown.
The guy can't even look into the camera.
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