Berry Me Not
- Jeane Rhodes

Chokecherries, chokecherries, purple and round.
How pleasant to live where these gems can be found.

My soulmate will love whatever I make,
Poured on a biscuit, or drowning a cake.

So leaving a houseful of things to be done,
I grabbed my buckets and vowed to have fun.

Off to the riverbank in hot pursuit
Of chokecherry bushes heavy with fruit—

I wasn’t alone in the choice that I made,
Our cows were there too seeking water and shade.

Of course they had fertilized well where they lay,
So insects were thick on that scorching hot day.

But, darn it, i wasn’t about to be licked
So I picked and I swatted and swatted and picked.

Then, both of my buckets heavy with loot,
I stepped in the mud as deep as my boot;

I followed it down with a face-forward sprawl—
Both buckets of chokecherries joined in the fall.

They silently sank in the cowpies and mud;
I picked up a few, they were covered with crud.

So back to the bushes, the heat and the bugs,
I picked them again, refilling my lugs.

Rushing back home, I started to cook,
Got dinner on somehow, by hook or by crook.

Washed all my berries and strained them for use.
Emptied my sugar sack into the juice.

It boiled for hours before it was ready;
I sterilized jars, I was getting unsteady.

I put on some supper, I cleaned up the mess,
And collapsed in a chair too tired to undress.

This morning my husband beamed over his plate
Of sausage and pancakes, and said as he ate,

“The best thing about this syrup to me
Is that these nice berries are utterly free.”

To show that I’m tolerant and kind and forgiving—
The man that I live with is still with the living.

I laughed out loud at the ending. Thanks.

Our bushes are full of blossoms. Should be a bumper crop this year.

And, yeah, the poem reminds me of the "free" meat from hunting.

Like, man, I dig it. All the cats down at the Five Spot would be hep to it.

Groovy

Finger snaps.