Age Quod Agis
| FloridaMan as a child. "Here, hold my beer 'n y'all watch this..."
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
|
| | | Posts: 13111 | Location: Central Florida | Registered: November 02, 2008 | 
IP
|
|
Made from a
different mold
| That's little Timmy, whose older brother Johnny told him to shoot himself in the pee pee while Johnny hit the record button  quote: Originally posted by PeteF:
So Wrong.
Yet so perfect!
___________________________
No thanks, I've already got a penguin.
|
| | | Posts: 2889 | Location: Lake Anna, VA | Registered: May 07, 2012 |
IP
|
|
Now in Florida
| The internet was invented exactly for this. |
| | |
Member
| There is definitely a sibling involved with this somehow.
_____________________________________________
I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
|
| | |
His Royal Hiney
| quote: Originally posted by heavyd:
Alright, I can’t help but laugh.
me too.
"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
|
| | | Posts: 20444 | Location: The Free State of Arizona - Ditat Deus | Registered: March 24, 2011 |
IP
|
|
I have not yet begun
to procrastinate
| That learned him! The tallywhacker shouldn't be whacked.
--------
After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
|
| | | Posts: 3935 | Location: Central AZ | Registered: October 26, 2006 |
IP
|
|
Member
| That's why I won't do appendix carry.
“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.” |
| | |
Fortified with Sleestak
| quote: Originally posted by C-Dubs:
That's why I won't do appendix carry.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
I have the heart of a lion.......and a lifetime ban from the Toronto Zoo.- Unknown |
| | | Posts: 5371 | Location: Shenandoah Valley, VA | Registered: November 05, 2010 |
IP
|
|
quarter MOA visionary
| That WAS funny. |
| | |
Money won is sweeter
than money earned
| That was funny! Last time he does that!
_________________________
Einstein defines insanity as "Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results"
|
| | |
Get Off My Lawn
| The look on his face is sooo 80's
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
|
| | |
