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17 foot long python on the loose in northern Alaska

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May 03, 2017, 06:01 PM
olfuzzy
17 foot long python on the loose in northern Alaska
This is something you don't hear about every day Big Grin

A 17-foot python has been reported missing by its owner in a community north of Anchorage, Alaska.

The 100-pound albino Burmese python is believed to be on the loose in the Meadow Lakes area.

The albino Burmese python doesn’t usually attack adults unless it is provoked, but it could still pose a threat to pets and young children, according to The Matanuska-Susitna Borough Animal Care Department.

Authorities have advised residents to keep their small pets inside until the snake is found.

“Alaska’s cold temperatures may weaken the snake or compel it to seek a warm place,” said Animal Care Director Kirsten Vesel.



http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017...northern-alaska.html
May 03, 2017, 06:27 PM
tatortodd
quote:
Originally posted by olfuzzy:
Authorities have advised residents to keep their small pets inside until the snake is found.
Only fools aren't already doing this in South Central Alaska because of eagles (small dogs and cats), wolves (any size animal), and bears (any size animal).
quote:
Originally posted by olfuzzy:
“Alaska’s cold temperatures may weaken the snake or compel it to seek a warm place,” said Animal Care Director Kirsten Vesel.
It's still not summer in South Central Alaska. Anchorage is high 30s at night and low 50s in the day, and Wasilla is the same at night but 5 deg warmer in the day.



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May 03, 2017, 06:52 PM
David Lee
I hope it freezes its' balls off up there.
May 03, 2017, 06:59 PM
limblessbiff
Anchorage is not northern Alaska
May 03, 2017, 07:17 PM
CQB60
A feast for some unsuspecting beast!


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May 03, 2017, 07:44 PM
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May 03, 2017, 08:20 PM
dewhorse
No worries...wait until Oct. no more snake
May 03, 2017, 08:24 PM
Sig2340
quote:
Originally posted by 41:


That image reminds me of some family lore.

I was born in Wyoming. My family lived the typical Wyoming outdoorsy life, camping all over the state.

One cold winter morning at Fishing Bridge campground in Yellowstone my father was sitting at a picnic table working on his usual breakfast, a Kent cigarette and a cup of coffee with a shot of bourbon.

He didn't wake up well or nice. Ever.

As he sat there, a bear wanders up and sits on the other side of the table.

He looks at the bear and says "Touch that coffee and you're dead."





Nice is overrated

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May 03, 2017, 09:09 PM
just1tym
quote:
Originally posted by olfuzzy:
The 100-pound albino Burmese python is believed to be on the loose in the Meadow Lakes area.

“Alaska’s cold temperatures may weaken the snake or compel it to seek a warm place ” said Animal Care Director Kirsten Vesel.


Probably going to catch a ride and head to Florida where he'll feel right at home Big Grin


Regards, Will G.
May 03, 2017, 11:03 PM
Neel
Meadow lakes is in Wasilla, not exactly northern Alaska.

I used to trout fish those lakes years ago.

Hopefully someone kills it before summer.


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May 04, 2017, 06:40 AM
Fredward
Snakes got balls? Big Grin
May 04, 2017, 07:10 AM
limblessbiff
It won't even make it until October, there used to be a really cool pet store in anchorage where idiots could buy exotic/deadly animals like this. I got my first lizard there as a kid
May 04, 2017, 07:20 AM
joel9507
quote:
Originally posted by David Lee:
I hope it freezes its' balls off up there.

A Burmese Python won't be happy outdoors in Anchorage in May, that's for sure. It ain't the Everglades.... Accuweather says it's low 50s for a high and high 30s for a low. Not a lot of that kind of weather in Burma.

When our snakes would get loose, they'd often be in the warmest places they could find. My guess is if they catch this big guy before summer, it will be in some heated outbuilding.
May 04, 2017, 08:54 AM
ulsterman
Imagine going out to load wood into the furnace and grabbing onto that log.
May 04, 2017, 10:17 AM
whanson_wi
It should be easy enough to find. It's wrapped around the dryer discharge vent at a laundromat.


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May 04, 2017, 11:24 AM
mjlennon
quote:
Originally posted by olfuzzy:

Authorities have advised residents to keep their small pets inside until the snake is found.

Alaska is 663,268 sq miles. Seems the odds are slim it'll be found.