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Political Cynic |
I was out walking and decided to talk with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed. I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. "I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage. I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce? "Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no .... I was granted parole." [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | ||
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Too old to run, too mean to quit! |
That would be really funny, if not so true. Elk There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour) "To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. " -Thomas Jefferson "America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville FBHO!!! The Idaho Elk Hunter | |||
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Oh you forgot full dental and burial I am sure I am missing something! ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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10mm is The Boom of Doom |
Plus they get to try all the new pharmaceuticals before anyone else. God Bless and Protect the Once and Future President, Donald John Trump. | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
That was OK. This is my favorite homeless joke:
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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