NASA Just SHUTDOWN The James Webb Telescope After It Confirms Alien Existence!

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September 19, 2024, 10:32 AM

airsoft guy

NASA Just SHUTDOWN The James Webb Telescope After It Confirms Alien Existence!

I'll believe it when I see one working at 7Eleven, or getting shitfaced trashed on milk while riding the bus.

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Originally posted by Will938:
If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.

September 19, 2024, 10:36 AM

HRK

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Originally posted by airsoft guy:
I'll believe it when I see one working at 7Eleven, or getting shitfaced trashed on milk while riding the bus.

September 19, 2024, 10:47 AM

tacfoley

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Originally posted by Gustofer:
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." - Abraham Lincoln.

Got to be fake - I always thought it was Ben Franklin.

September 19, 2024, 10:53 AM

12131

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Originally posted by tacfoley:
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Originally posted by Gustofer:
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." - Abraham Lincoln.

Got to be fake - I always thought it was Ben Franklin.

Nah, they didn't have internet in Ben's days.

September 19, 2024, 02:56 PM

tacfoley

At 100,000 mph, any alien leaving home right this minute wouldn't be here for around 70,000 years.

Plenty of time to get a tinfoil hat on.

September 19, 2024, 02:57 PM

tacfoley

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Originally posted by 12131:
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Originally posted by tacfoley:
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Originally posted by Gustofer:
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." - Abraham Lincoln.

Got to be fake - I always thought it was Ben Franklin.

Nah, they didn't have internet in Ben's days.

Okay, make it Davey Crockett....

September 19, 2024, 03:20 PM

WaterburyBob

It's blocking the aliens' view of Venus. It's making them very angry.
I hope they don't have any Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulators.

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September 19, 2024, 03:27 PM

LS1 GTO

Thankfully we are being blocked from seeing Uranus.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...

September 19, 2024, 03:29 PM

parabellum

September 19, 2024, 03:50 PM

.38supersig

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Originally posted by 229DAK:
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Originally posted by RichardC:
Get the USS Missouri prepped
Launch Space Battleship Yamato!

I'd feel better once this thing gets off the ground

September 19, 2024, 04:57 PM

RichardC

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Originally posted by airsoft guy:
I'll believe it when I see one working at 7Eleven, or getting shitfaced trashed on milk while riding the bus.

Just amble on down to your post office.

September 19, 2024, 09:33 PM

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Originally posted by parabellum:

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IF THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE THE DEMS WOULD GIVE THE VOTING POWER

September 19, 2024, 09:35 PM

kkina

^Uhm...

September 19, 2024, 09:58 PM

wrightd

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Originally posted by RichardC:
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Originally posted by airsoft guy:
I'll believe it when I see one working at 7Eleven, or getting shitfaced trashed on milk while riding the bus.

Just amble on down to your post office.

A great scene. Ha !

September 20, 2024, 07:13 AM

cyberphobia

Calvin and Hobbes
"How do we know there's intelligent life out there?
"Because they have never been in touch"!

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