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Helpful Tips for New Parents

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May 11, 2018, 06:04 PM
jbcummings
Helpful Tips for New Parents
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Originally posted by LS1 GTO:
You mean that wasn't the correct way to put a baby to bed?


I don’t think I suffered any ill effects from sleeping in a drawer.


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May 11, 2018, 06:47 PM
creedbratton2
But our beer is labeled so we know it can cause problems drinking while pregnant. I almost wish the label just said "she isn't as hot as you think right now"

They should make these instructions in the form of a baby blanket, easy reference.