January 03, 2018, 09:18 AM
JALLENQuotes for Today
“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.”
“I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.”
“You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!”
“Someone once asked me, 'How long does it take to do your hair.' I said, 'I don't know, I'm never there.'”
“I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.”
“I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.”
— Dolly Parton