Any Reason Why My Christmas Tree Is Taking ZERO Water??
Every black Friday it’s a tradition with my wife’s family to go out and cut a Christmas tree at a local tree farm. This year it was very cold and windy and we have a little girl who was getting very fussy so we didn’t stay out long in the fields, we ended up buying a pre-cut Fraser Fir instead. They always trim a little off the bottom just before they net it up for transport and when I get home I always cut a little bit more off before I put it in the stand with water. This year this damn tree is not drinking any water whatsoever, and I just don’t get it.
I’ll go feel in the tree stand and the water level is not going down at all, only with evaporation, the tree clearly is taking no water in and it’s getting very dry and dropping needles all over the place.
I’ve never had a fresh tree do this before so I’m kind of at a loss. Any ideas? Reasons? What is going on here. Bad batch of trees?
Fraser Firs do not grow in Pennsylvania so these are brought in from elsewhere, I’m not sure if they’re coming from the north or the south, I’m not sure where in the country they grow exactly, I’m assuming the south.
It’s kind of disappointing because it’s a beautiful tree, I am not going to buy any pre-cut trees from this place anymore.
December 13, 2021, 06:33 PM
Broadside
I don’t have an answer for you. But I noticed ours is the same way.
December 13, 2021, 06:49 PM
thumperfbc
Probably not at fresh as fresh can be. Buying precut is hit or miss in my experience.
December 13, 2021, 06:54 PM
gearhounds
Did you cut a puck off the bottom before setting it up? When they sit, the vascular system seals up somewhat. You should always look a few inches off before putting it in water. If it’s already dropping needles all over the place, it’s not coming back. I’d try for a replacement if it’s worth the headache.
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December 13, 2021, 06:57 PM
MikeinNC
Cut off another inch and put some aspirin in the water, it will help keep the capillaries open for taking in more water….tree was probably “not so fresh” as they said
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December 13, 2021, 06:59 PM
PASig
quote:
Originally posted by gearhounds:
Did you cut a puck off the bottom before setting it up?
The tree farm cuts a slice then when I get the tree home and prior to putting into the stand, I cut another slice off.
Something is up, my in-laws also bought a Fraser Fir from this place and it’s also not taking any water at all.
If it dries out, it dries out. I’m not replacing this damn thing.
Next year back to cutting one there, no more pre-cut for me.
December 13, 2021, 07:19 PM
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December 13, 2021, 07:30 PM
JohnV
If you cut it again and it’s still not taking up water, as much of a pain as it would be, I’d pull the lights off in the rare case you have a short and it catches fire. A dry Christmas tree is no joke like gasoline! Huge safety hazard.
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December 13, 2021, 07:30 PM
darthfuster
Maybe try bourbon.
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December 13, 2021, 07:38 PM
architect
If the tree is dry, and dropping needles, trimming the end a little more will not be remedial, it is too far gone. Perhaps if you went six inches to a foot up the trunk, you might get some refresh, but is probably more realistic to bite the bullet and buy a new tree. You might consider taking it back to the vendor and asking for an exchange, it costs them very little to do this.
December 13, 2021, 07:38 PM
Gene Hillman
I used to drill several 1/4" diameter holes straight up the trunk. I don't know if it did any good or not.
December 13, 2021, 07:40 PM
LS1 GTO
Dud they sell you a fake tree?
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December 13, 2021, 08:22 PM
frayedends
I had a spruce that we cut from a farm one year and it lasted like 2 weeks and dropped all its needles. We did everything right. Sometimes it’s just a bad tree or bad year.
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December 13, 2021, 08:57 PM
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December 13, 2021, 09:06 PM
tatortodd
Since it's dead, here is a disposal method for you
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December 13, 2021, 09:15 PM
OKCGene
Does the dog need to go out less frequently lately?
December 13, 2021, 09:27 PM
p08
The number one reason I have a fake tree. Bought a good one and it has lasted years and years.
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December 13, 2021, 10:13 PM
cparktd
quote:
Originally posted by p08: The number one reason I have a fake tree. Bought a good one and it has lasted years and years.
This ^^^^^
We broke down and went fake 5 years ago, no one cares, it's fine. Seriously... but then we are just hicks! It is pre-lit and rotates. I have a son-in-law drag it down every year from the attic between our family Thanksgiving dinner and the dessert round and the Grandkids, with a little adult guidance from their moms, decorate it while us "Men folk" watch TV in the man cave. Done until after new years. The wife un-decorates at her leisure and all I do is take it apart (3 sections) fold it up, put in back in the box and back to the attic.
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December 13, 2021, 10:23 PM
1s1k
Make sure the bottom of the tree is elevated a little and not sitting directly on the bottom of the stand.
December 13, 2021, 11:01 PM
ensigmatic
quote:
Originally posted by cparktd:
quote:
Originally posted by p08: The number one reason I have a fake tree. Bought a good one and it has lasted years and years.
This ^^^^^
Yup. I fought the battle for many years. It eventually became so not worth it.
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