Vladimir Putin is NOT dead: Kremlin issues extraordinary denial
Vlad is still with us, apparently.
“The Kremlin has issued an extraordinary denial to the 'lies' that Vladimir Putin, 71, had 'died at his luxury Valdia forest palace' - amid claims a 'coup' was underway in Moscow.
This comes after a Telegram channel, which has claimed for months the Russian leader had cancer and was terminally ill, announced that Putin had died.
It further claimed that a 'coup' was underway in Russia as Putin's inner circle would be trying to pass off his 'body double' as the real president.
But Putin's spokesman Dmitry Peskov told state media RIA Novosti that the report was an 'absurd information canard'.
Earlier this week he had strongly denied Putin suffered a heart attack last weekend, and said reports the Russian president used a doppelganger were false. …”
Satan will have to wait a little longer to greet him.
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October 26, 2023, 10:06 PM
Rightwire
NYET!!!
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October 26, 2023, 10:08 PM
monoblok
Shucks.
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October 26, 2023, 10:13 PM
tatortodd
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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October 26, 2023, 10:36 PM
egregore
We've been hearing "Putin has one foot in the grave" shit for a good two years now. Wake me up when it actually happens.
"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke
October 26, 2023, 10:42 PM
sigmonkey
"Lovely plumage..."
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
October 26, 2023, 11:03 PM
SigSAC
To have a heart attack would imply he actually HAS one. . . .
October 26, 2023, 11:29 PM
911Boss
And in other news…
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
October 27, 2023, 04:48 AM
trapper189
I’m not dead.
He says he’s not dead.
Yes he is.
I’m not.
Well he will be soon; he’s very ill.
Well I can’t take him like that; it’s against regulations.
October 27, 2023, 06:01 AM
egregore
Oooh, extraordinary denial. Must be something to it.
Similar things have been said about Kim Jong Un, Hillary Clinton and no doubt others. Eventually it will happen, as it happens to all of us … but not today.
"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke
October 27, 2023, 07:07 AM
Blume9mm
the problem is they, the Soviets, are hard pressed to find someone worse than him to take his place.
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October 27, 2023, 09:28 AM
Skull Leader
When he does go, I wonder if they'll prop his corpse up next to Lenin's?
October 27, 2023, 12:55 PM
selogic
I was in a local diner a few weeks ago and there's a regular there that is sort of a conspiracy theorist . He said Putin had been stabbed . Read it on the Internet , so it must be true .
October 27, 2023, 02:47 PM
WaterburyBob
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey: "Lovely plumage..."
But is he pinin' for the fjords ?
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October 27, 2023, 03:39 PM
Loswsmith
quote:
Originally posted by trapper189: I’m not dead.
He says he’s not dead.
Yes he is.
I’m not.
Well he will be soon; he’s very ill.
Well I can’t take him like that; it’s against regulations.
I feel happy! I feel happy!
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October 27, 2023, 05:48 PM
400m
quote:
Originally posted by trapper189: I’m not dead.
He says he’s not dead.
Yes he is.
I’m not.
Well he will be soon; he’s very ill.
Well I can’t take him like that; it’s against regulations.
