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Still finding my way |
Subtle and intelligent insults for your enjoyment.  "You speak so much but say so little" "I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong" "You constantly meet my expectations" "He had delusions of adequacy" "I envy everyone you have never met" "Are you an organ donor? I'd hate for your life to be a total waste" "I do desire we may be better strangers" "All I know is one of us is right, and the other one is you" "I've been called worse things by better people" "If you were half as funny as you thought you were you'd be twice as funny as you are" "I could try to insult you but I cannot top what nature has already done" "You shouldn't act hard to get when you're hard to want" "You're not the dumbest person in the world but you better hope he doesn't die" "It's rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in one sentence" "I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's really hard for you to pronounce" | ||
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I'm sorry that I called you stupid. I thought you knew. ----------------------------------- USAF/ANG Retired | |||
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These are awesome, Ty! ______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun… | |||
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Dude, what's with the skinny jeans? That's not what I meant about getting into girls pants. I didn't say you were stupid, I said you are stupid. _____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal. | |||
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| Something wild is loose  |
"You have reached rock bottom and started to dig." "You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." "Your men would not follow you into a brothel." "And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day" | |||
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"Perhaps your great purpose in life is to be a warning to others." "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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| Shoulda Coulda Oughta Woulda |
Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology. | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
That fool would screw up a 2 car parade. | |||
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| Eschew Obfuscation |
-- "That guy couldn’t convince a dog to lick peanut butter off a cat." -- "He couldn't lead a kindergarten class to candy." (Saved from a post by BamaJeepster) -- "Clearly your longest committed relationship has been with your delusions." -- "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week." -- "If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change." -- "If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate." -- "Doesn't just know nothing; doesn't even suspect much." -- "Mind readers charge him half price." -- "He's so dumb, he fell out of the stupid tree, and hit every branch on the way down. Got up, tripped over the ugly stick, and decided to try the tree again." -- "He only gets a half-hour for lunch so that his boss doesn't have to retrain him." _____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell | |||
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"The more you talk, the more you subtract from the intelligence of mankind." Awake not woke | |||
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