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Made me grin…. How forums work: Q: How many group members does it take to change light bulb ? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'. Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid. 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks. 5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'. 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct. 49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”) 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page. 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here. 24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs 44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you. 12 to post F. 8 to ask what F means. 7 to post 'Following' but there's a tab at the top right that means you don't have to. 15 People to post "I can't see the image" and use their own light bulbs. 6 to report the post or PM an mod because they think someone violated rules. 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?". 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs". 5 mods to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously. 20 to give up on the forum and take their dogs for a walk instead. And then somebody announces they are leaving the group over the light bulb post, and someone replies back that this isn't an airport so you don't need to announce your departure. 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 4 years later and start it all over again. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | ||
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delicately calloused |
Yep that's about right. lol You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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On the wrong side of the Mobius strip |
Are these lightbulbs still available? Edit to add. I see that I have hit the 10 year mark. Waiting for the unitard as per the waiver. | |||
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Nullus Anxietas |
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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Thank you Very little |
don't forget! 2 members who will embed previous responses in quotes on individual sections of each response, in quotes, so they can comment 50 times per post on one quote, both will go at it until they can get a full page of each other quoting each others quotes. | |||
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Semper Fi - 1775 |
^^^^^^^^^^ Beat me to it! ___________________________ All it takes...is all you got. ____________________________ For those who have fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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Nullus Anxietas |
Also don't forget: 2 members will full-quote the entire prior post, along with every other full-quoted prior post, just to add a one- or two-line comment at the bottom. Another 2 members will, likewise, full-quote everything previously quoted, but post their comments above the full-quoted prior posts, forcing everybody wonder WTH they're talking about--until they read the entirety of the following content to make sense of the Jeopardy-style response. "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
This. (And don't forget another couple of members to full quote multiple-paragraph prior posts just to add a one or two word addition like "This", "Thank you", "Exactly", or "Yes". As well as another member to miss one or more quote tag in the middle of their multiple nested quotes, thus even further screwing up the mess of nesting and rendering the whole thing even more unreadable.) | |||
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Banned for showing his ass |
Love it ... ! Great wake up with my coffee this morning. | |||
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Run Silent Run Deep |
Somewhere in this is a “study”, “thesis”, or “grant money.” _____________________________ Pledge allegiance or pack your bag! The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher Spread my work ethic, not my wealth | |||
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And yet......"Life goes on" | |||
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Shall Not Be Infringed |
What's the likelihood that the second post in the thread (first reply) quotes the OP in the immediately following post? ____________________________________________________________ If Some is Good, and More is Better.....then Too Much, is Just Enough !! Trump 2024....Make America Great Again! "May Almighty God bless the United States of America" - parabellum 7/26/20 Live Free or Die! | |||
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42 Pragmatism: the relentless pursuit of seeing things as they really are. | |||
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BIN lightbulbs | |||
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So, what is your point? :-) | |||
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Banned |
FPNI And another 3 pages later. Why? | |||
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Just buy both of them. No one's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.- Mark Twain | |||
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Short. Fat. Bald. Costanzaesque. |
___________________________ He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries. | |||
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Shoulda Coulda Oughta Woulda |
This is supposed to be SIGforum! To talk about SIGs! FUCK YOU and Fuck your lightbulbs! Good bye!!! | |||
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