The President was walking out of the White House when he was accosted by a terrorist. A new Secret Service agent yelled, "Mickey Mouse!". The subject was taken into custody.

Later during the debriefing, the man's supervisor asked him why he yelled that. He replied, "I got confused, I meant to yell, 'Donald! Duck!'".

I'll be here all week.

Boo.

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Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
I'll be here all week.

Try the veal...and don't forget to tip your waiter...

hissssss....

Knee slapper..

Ugh, that was Goofy.

Lol thanks

What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid!

What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain? Hi Cliff!

Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!

What kind of dogs love car racing? Lap dogs!

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The President was walking out of the White House when he was accosted by a terrorist. A new Secret Service agent yelled, "Mickey Mouse!". The subject was taken into custody.

Later during the debriefing, the man's supervisor asked him why he yelled that. He replied, "I got confused, I meant to yell, 'Donald! Duck!'".

I'll be here all week.

You would be a big hit with sixth graders at summer camp!

I laughed.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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A really dumb joke...

Nooo! Say it ain't so, Jim!
I'm so used to the mediocre ones.

Why do chickens eat with their pecker?
Why don't bird dogs fly?
Why DID the chicken cross the road?

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?
"I blame my shelf."

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Originally posted by Jim Shugart:

took me a second, but I LOL'ed

Thread title is self explanatory.

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Not to high jack your thread but I could not find the dog joke about the vet bill but here is another one:

A very rich businessman and hunter was reading through a popular hunting magazine and saw an add for the "smartest hunting dog in the World for $10,000."

The wealthy hunter knew that he had to see this, so he got in his private jet and flew to Arkansas and got in a car and drove way out in the sticks to meet this backwoods man about this dog. He told the owner that he just had to see this dog and the owner called out to "Ralph".

He pointed to a field and told Ralph to go find the pheasants. About 5 minutes later Ralph came back and set in front of the owner. "How many pheasants are in the field Ralph", Ralph paws the ground 5 times. They then walk out into the field and sure enough flush up 5 pheasants.

The businessman shows his obvious fascination. Then the owner points at another field and tells Ralph to go find the Quails. 5 minutes later Ralph comes back and paws 10 times. They then take to the field and flush out 10 quails.

So the businessman pulls out his checkbook and writes out a check for $10,000. Drives back to his jet flys back to California and calls up his hunting buddys. The next day they all go out to a private ranch in the hills in California, and the businessman points to the field and tells Ralph to go find the pheasants.

Five minutes go by, ten minutes no Ralph. Now his buddy's are started to raze him. 15 min, no Ralph 20 mins. Finally 25 minutes later Ralph comes running out of the field panting drooling all over and jumping around. The businessman asks Ralph how many pheasants were out there?

Ralph starts jumping around grabs a stick and starts humping the guys leg. Now his friends are giving him all kinds of trouble and laughing.

He gets mad, grabs the dog and heads to his plane. Flys back to Ark. and drives up to the hillbilly's shack and starts yelling at the guy that he wants his money back. Tells him exactly what happened. The hillbilly just shakes his head and laugh's.

He then looks at the businessman and tells him what a stupid city slicker he is. "Ralph was just trying to tell you that there were more FU--ing pheasants than you could shake a stick at. I wonder if Cheney had this dog with him and the dog was just trying to tell him something and he got distracted.

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Originally posted by OKCGene:
Ugh, that was Goofy.

Lol thanks

If the dumbest dumb joke could be determined by a 100 yard dash, your dumb joke would be crossing the finish line while the other dumb jokes were just leaving the blocks.