Had my annual visit to the urologist last week, 14 years post-prostatectomy and PSA remains undetectable.
 
In past years, I have posted pictures of the silly Viagra display that was in the examining room, the one with four rubber penises demonstrating varying degrees of stiffness. It was called "What number are you". Last year, the display was so old that someone had manipulated #3 to a right angle so it pointed to #4. Well it has finally been retired.
 
This year, something new, and something I've never even heard of. I give you Peyronie's disease.
 

 

sounds painful....

I believe Slick Willie had this affliction. It was the fact that his victims knew about it that lent credibility to their stories.

Mine curves to the right a little but I always figured that the curvature developed in my adolescence -- you know from being right handed. Maybe it is Peyronie's Dx. ??? ???

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Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
Mine curves to the right a little but I always figured that the curvature developed in my adolescence -- you know from being right handed.

If you're right handed, wouldn't the curvature be to the left?

I suppose it all depends on whether you're limp-wristing.

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Originally posted by V-Tail:

I suppose it all depends on whether you're limp-wristing.

That could cause some stove piping.



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I thought the first pic was a water moccasin.

Were the fake weiners being damaged from over-handling?

Good news on the PSA.

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Originally posted by Fredward:
Were the fake weiners being damaged from over-handling?

Good news on the PSA.

Perhaps they were "borrowed" and abused.

Aside, don't all Raccoons have this issue?

They seem to manage fine.

RMD

It is inconvenient, but not painful.

Yet, anyway.

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Originally posted by V-Tail:

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Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
Mine curves to the right a little but I always figured that the curvature developed in my adolescence -- you know from being right handed.

If you're right handed, wouldn't the curvature be to the left?

Ohhhhh, that explains......Never mind, please move along to the next post...

Adding new meaning to the term, "He hit the ceiling!"

Too good to pass up. Yes, Slick was rumored to have it. One comment was that it was "horribly twisted". On the other hand... I've never even seen a raccoon trying to get it on. Please explain how that information came about.

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Originally posted by RichardC:

This is my rifle, this is my gun . . .

http://www.luckymojo.com/raccoonpenis.html

For rburg. Another Texas tradition.

Of all the strange things I've learned on SF, this "coon dongs" may be the strangest.

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Originally posted by rduckwor:

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Originally posted by Fredward:
Were the fake weiners being damaged from over-handling?

Good news on the PSA.

Perhaps they were "borrowed" and abused.

Aside, don't all Raccoons have this issue?

They seem to manage fine.

RMD

Raccoons actually have a physical bone-dick.

Curved, of course.

My mother is a bit of a witch...err...an Earthly hippy type. When I was about 14 I was looking through her collection of Eagle wing smudgers etc., and asked her what that curved bone was. "Coon's dick" she said.

Seen a few since.