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Tesla Unveils the Roadster:

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October 15, 2026, 09:57 PM
Orguss
Tesla Unveils the Roadster:


Second video timestamped for the actual reveal.




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October 15, 2026, 10:02 PM
wolfe 21
Ok, so that was absolutely useless as far as what the car is gonna look like. I did manage to see it's not even a roadster (i think)? I thought they started out with an electric miata equivalent, so... an actual roadster.

Second video is better look at the car, but its doing some CAPCOM/Marvel shit on stage...
Is this a new car release or the trailer for the new avengers movie? Still looks like a cyber truck somebody stepped on and I didnt see any performance figures (im in a non permissive environment, so I'm going of what I can see, no sound). Im gonna assume its targeting the Lambo crowd?


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October 15, 2026, 10:04 PM
parabellum
Man, the thing stuck to the roadway upside down, and then it flew.

Are we really so jaded that we ignore this to talk about how the thing looks? Appearance is just packaging. Have you ever seen an automobile do those things?
October 15, 2026, 10:08 PM
nhracecraft
The Future is Now! Cool


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October 15, 2026, 10:10 PM
Beancooker
It reminds me of a cool looking Delorean. I’d happily take one for a drive.



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October 15, 2026, 10:18 PM
wolfe 21
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Man, the thing stuck to the roadway upside down, and then it flew.

Are we really so jaded that we ignore this to talk about how the thing looks? Appearance is just packaging. Have you ever seen an automobile do those things?


I apparently posted in between videos. I would still trade it for a c10 or a chevelle, upside down driving or no...


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October 15, 2026, 10:22 PM
Speedbird
Amazing right? My Grandfather was born in 1919 ended up retiring from RCA... This is just one of those things I really wish he was here to see
October 15, 2026, 10:30 PM
sig2392
I want one.

I will not get one, but I want one.
October 15, 2026, 10:42 PM
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October 15, 2026, 10:48 PM
crue-dell
.81 0-60mph. Tesla and Spacex, all of Elon's companies are creating the impossible.
October 15, 2026, 11:04 PM
kkina
350+ MPH top speed.



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October 15, 2026, 11:37 PM
konata88
I find it both stunningly amazing in technical achievement and stupefyingly horrific in the hands of immature assholes on the road.




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October 15, 2026, 11:52 PM
medic451
quote:
Originally posted by konata88:
I find it both stunningly amazing in technical achievement and stupefyingly horrific in the hands of immature assholes on the road.


Ill take 2!



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October 15, 2026, 11:55 PM
1s1k
quote:
Originally posted by konata88:
I find it both stunningly amazing in technical achievement and stupefyingly horrific in the hands of immature assholes on the road.
I highly doubt that will all be available on the production model.
October 16, 2026, 12:02 AM
Prefontaine
quote:
Originally posted by 1s1k:
I highly doubt that will all be available on the production model.


Agreed. If the past is anything to go by it’s overpromise and under deliver. Marketing, hype, etc, same as it ever was.



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October 16, 2026, 12:09 AM
ElToro
Full length video is bonkers. Elon living out his childhood TV stunt car wildest dreams. And I’m here for it.
0-60 in .89 seconds with a jet assisted launch ? Elon promises Mach .5 so that’s like 350 mph + ?
October 16, 2026, 12:21 AM
sjtill
Only Elon can do something absolutely batshit crazy like this--and actually make it happen.


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October 16, 2026, 04:52 AM
r0gue
Mind boggling to my inner 8 year old from the 1970s that an American car offering could ever make this look low-tech?